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Fast Eddie desperately wanted to have sex with this really cute, hot girl in his office, but she was dating somebody else.
One day Eddie got so frustrated he went right up to her and said, "I'll give you $100 if you let me have sex with you."
The girl looked at him and said no. Eddie said "I'll be really fast. I'll throw the money down on the floor, you bend down, and I'll be done by the time you've picked it up."
The girl thought for a moment and said she'd have to consult her boyfriend. She called him up and explained the situation."
"Ask him for $200 and pick up the money really fast. He won't even be able to get his pants down." the boyfriend said.
She agreed and accepted Eddie's proposal.
20 minutes went by and the boyfriend was still waiting for his girlfriend's call. Finally, after 45 minutes he called her to ask what had happened.
Still moaning, the girl replied "The bastard had all quarters!"
One day Eddie got so frustrated he went right up to her and said, "I'll give you $100 if you let me have sex with you."
The girl looked at him and said no. Eddie said "I'll be really fast. I'll throw the money down on the floor, you bend down, and I'll be done by the time you've picked it up."
The girl thought for a moment and said she'd have to consult her boyfriend. She called him up and explained the situation."
"Ask him for $200 and pick up the money really fast. He won't even be able to get his pants down." the boyfriend said.
She agreed and accepted Eddie's proposal.
20 minutes went by and the boyfriend was still waiting for his girlfriend's call. Finally, after 45 minutes he called her to ask what had happened.
Still moaning, the girl replied "The bastard had all quarters!"