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A teacher had a 5 year-old come up to her and say that he found a frog. The teacher asked, "Is the frog alive or dead?" The student replied, "It's dead." The teacher then asked, "How do you know for sure?" "I pissed in its ear," was the student's response.
Aghast, the teacher said, "You did what?!"
The little boy looked up and her and said, "You know, I went to his ear and said 'PSST!' and it didn't move so it must be dead."
Aghast, the teacher said, "You did what?!"
The little boy looked up and her and said, "You know, I went to his ear and said 'PSST!' and it didn't move so it must be dead."