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One day a man was walking along a beach. He wasn't in a good mood at all.
He happened to spy an odd looking bottle lying in the sand and, wisely or
unwisely, decided to take his mood out on the bottle. So he kicks the
bottle all over the beach.
Finally, he gets tired and sits down. The inevitable happens, smoke pours
from the open end of the bottle and he is faced by a very angry genie.
She glares at him and says "You know, usually when someone frees me from this
lamp I grant them 3 wishes but, buster, you have TICKED ME OFF!!! You only
get ONE wish... N O W W H A D D A Y A W A A A A N T!!!"
The guy is unphazed by the genies attitude. He sits and thinks for a while.
Finally he says, "I've always wanted to have three women in bed with me.
When I wake up tomorrow morning, I want three women in bed with me."
"Done" says the genie viciously, and disappears.
Next morning the man wakes up, and sure enough, he has three women in bed with him.
One is Tanya Harding, the second is Lorena Bobbitt, and the third is Hillary Clinton.
He has a busted knee-cap, no you know what, and no health insurance.
Speaking of Lorena Bobbitt, how many people here are aware that she had a twin
sister. This sister also tried to cut her husband short but missed and only
cut the poor guy on the leg. She was arrested on a mis de weiner.
two cents ΒΆΒΆ
He happened to spy an odd looking bottle lying in the sand and, wisely or
unwisely, decided to take his mood out on the bottle. So he kicks the
bottle all over the beach.
Finally, he gets tired and sits down. The inevitable happens, smoke pours
from the open end of the bottle and he is faced by a very angry genie.
She glares at him and says "You know, usually when someone frees me from this
lamp I grant them 3 wishes but, buster, you have TICKED ME OFF!!! You only
get ONE wish... N O W W H A D D A Y A W A A A A N T!!!"
The guy is unphazed by the genies attitude. He sits and thinks for a while.
Finally he says, "I've always wanted to have three women in bed with me.
When I wake up tomorrow morning, I want three women in bed with me."
"Done" says the genie viciously, and disappears.
Next morning the man wakes up, and sure enough, he has three women in bed with him.
One is Tanya Harding, the second is Lorena Bobbitt, and the third is Hillary Clinton.
He has a busted knee-cap, no you know what, and no health insurance.
Speaking of Lorena Bobbitt, how many people here are aware that she had a twin
sister. This sister also tried to cut her husband short but missed and only
cut the poor guy on the leg. She was arrested on a mis de weiner.
two cents ΒΆΒΆ