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New Testament Humor
Jesus and Judas were chatting once day ...
A beautiful woman walks by them ...
Judas exclaims, "I'D LOVE TO SCREW THAT!"
Jesus promptly asks, "Out of what?"
DISCLAIMER: If the joke offends anyone, then I humbly apologise. I sometimes do standup comedy. I usually get lots of laughs with it, so I thought I'd share.
A beautiful woman walks by them ...
Judas exclaims, "I'D LOVE TO SCREW THAT!"
Jesus promptly asks, "Out of what?"
DISCLAIMER: If the joke offends anyone, then I humbly apologise. I sometimes do standup comedy. I usually get lots of laughs with it, so I thought I'd share.