A little boy had just started school. He was doing so well his grandfather took him to the zoo to celebrate.
As they stopped at each enclosure the Grandfather would asked the boy, "What's this?" It's a Lion," the boy replied.
"That’s good," said Grandfather. "And what's this in the next one?" "Its tiger" replied the boy.
"Well done," said Grandfather "you're so clever. And what's the big one over there." "It's a fricking elephant." Said the boy gleefully.
"What did you say," queried the Grandfather?
"A fricking elephant," he repeated.
"And where did you learn that?" asked Grandfather sternly.
"Over there on the sign,” he replied pointing, ”A-f-r-i-can Elephant.”
As they stopped at each enclosure the Grandfather would asked the boy, "What's this?" It's a Lion," the boy replied.
"That’s good," said Grandfather. "And what's this in the next one?" "Its tiger" replied the boy.
"Well done," said Grandfather "you're so clever. And what's the big one over there." "It's a fricking elephant." Said the boy gleefully.
"What did you say," queried the Grandfather?
"A fricking elephant," he repeated.
"And where did you learn that?" asked Grandfather sternly.
"Over there on the sign,” he replied pointing, ”A-f-r-i-can Elephant.”
