Loss of virginity

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A teenage girl's parents were not happy to discover that she'd lost her virginity.

mother: Didn't we tell you that if a boy tries to touch your breast you say "Don't!"?
teenager: yes mum
father: And didn't we tell you that if he tries to touch downstairs you say "Stop!"?
teen: yes dad
father: So what happened?
teen: He touched both at once so I said "Don't stop!"