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Fritz and Ole decided to go up to Upper Michigan and go skiing one winter's day.
Along the way to the ski resort, they ran into some snow. Gradually the snow began to fall harder and harder, the road got slippery and it became hard to see.
Ole asked Fritz "You want to turn around and head back home? It's really starting to come down."
"Hell no!" Ole bellowed. "We're going to go skiing this weekend and we're going to have a real good time!"
The snow kept falling harder and harder. Eventually Fritz and Ole couldn't see anything in front of their car. They decided to find someplace to spend the night, and pulled off the road and in front of a country home.
They knocked on the door and were greeted by a drop-dead gorgeous blond woman. "Excuse us, but we were on our way to Upper Michigan to go skiing, and it's not safe to keep going. If it isn't too much to ask, could we spend the night at your place?"
The woman thought for a minute and told them "Well...I can't let you two stay in the house because of what the neighbors may think. But I've got a barn behind the house that's nice and warm. You could stay there if you want."
Fritz and Ole took the woman up on her offer, bedded down in the barn, and had a good night's sleep. The following morning, the snow had stopped, so they thanked the woman, continued on their way to the ski resort in Upper Michigan, and had a good time skiing.
Six months later, Ole received a letter at his house from an attorney and called Fritz about it. "Hey Fritz, remember that skiing trip we took about six months ago?"
"Yeah, what about it?"
"You remember that beautiful blond lady who let us sleep in her barn?"
"Yeah, what about her?"
"Did you leave the barn at any time that night?"
"Ummm...yes. Yes I did."
"Did you do something with the blond lady?"
"Ummm...yes, but I don't remember what."
"Did you tell her my name when you did whatever you did?"
"Ummmm...now that I remember, yes I did. What's with all the questions?"
"Well, I just got a letter from her attorney. The bitch died and left me everything."
Along the way to the ski resort, they ran into some snow. Gradually the snow began to fall harder and harder, the road got slippery and it became hard to see.
Ole asked Fritz "You want to turn around and head back home? It's really starting to come down."
"Hell no!" Ole bellowed. "We're going to go skiing this weekend and we're going to have a real good time!"
The snow kept falling harder and harder. Eventually Fritz and Ole couldn't see anything in front of their car. They decided to find someplace to spend the night, and pulled off the road and in front of a country home.
They knocked on the door and were greeted by a drop-dead gorgeous blond woman. "Excuse us, but we were on our way to Upper Michigan to go skiing, and it's not safe to keep going. If it isn't too much to ask, could we spend the night at your place?"
The woman thought for a minute and told them "Well...I can't let you two stay in the house because of what the neighbors may think. But I've got a barn behind the house that's nice and warm. You could stay there if you want."
Fritz and Ole took the woman up on her offer, bedded down in the barn, and had a good night's sleep. The following morning, the snow had stopped, so they thanked the woman, continued on their way to the ski resort in Upper Michigan, and had a good time skiing.
Six months later, Ole received a letter at his house from an attorney and called Fritz about it. "Hey Fritz, remember that skiing trip we took about six months ago?"
"Yeah, what about it?"
"You remember that beautiful blond lady who let us sleep in her barn?"
"Yeah, what about her?"
"Did you leave the barn at any time that night?"
"Ummm...yes. Yes I did."
"Did you do something with the blond lady?"
"Ummm...yes, but I don't remember what."
"Did you tell her my name when you did whatever you did?"
"Ummmm...now that I remember, yes I did. What's with all the questions?"
"Well, I just got a letter from her attorney. The bitch died and left me everything."