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A man walked into a pub with an ostrich and a cat. He went to the bar and ordered a round of drinks, and the cat said "I'm not paying for it". When they had finished their drinks, he went back to the bar and ordered another round, and again the cat said "I'm not paying for it."
After the man went back to the bar to order the third round (and again the cat said that he wasn't paying for it) the barman asked him, "what's the deal with the ostrich and the cat?"
"The other day I was on the beach with my metal detector" the man said, " and I found a box and when I opened it, a genie appeared and granted me one wish."
"What did you wish for?" asked the barman.
The man replied "A long legged bird with a tight pussy."
After the man went back to the bar to order the third round (and again the cat said that he wasn't paying for it) the barman asked him, "what's the deal with the ostrich and the cat?"
"The other day I was on the beach with my metal detector" the man said, " and I found a box and when I opened it, a genie appeared and granted me one wish."
"What did you wish for?" asked the barman.
The man replied "A long legged bird with a tight pussy."