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A woman and a farmer fell in love, and before long, he asked her to marry him. He told her, "I only have one condition -- never look in my top dresser drawer." To this, she happily agreed.
One day, after they had been married for 40 years, she was putting the clothes away, and her curiosity got the better of her. She opened the top dresser drawer, and found two ears of corn, and a rolled-up wad up bills, totalling $10,000.
Puzzled by this, she decided to ask her husband about it.
"I have a confession to make", she told him, "I looked in your top dresser drawer. I know you told me not to, and I'm sorry."
"It's OK," he told her.
"I'm a little confused at what I found in it."
"Oh, that," he answered, looking somewhat embarrassed, "Every time I cheated on you, I put an ear of corn in the drawer. I'm sorry."
She thought about it for a moment, and decided that if they had been married for 40 years, and he had only cheated on her twice, it really wasn't all that bad.
"It's OK," she told him, "It doesn't matter."
"Really? That's great!"
"But where did all that money come from?"
"Well, every time I got a bushel, I sold it."
One day, after they had been married for 40 years, she was putting the clothes away, and her curiosity got the better of her. She opened the top dresser drawer, and found two ears of corn, and a rolled-up wad up bills, totalling $10,000.
Puzzled by this, she decided to ask her husband about it.
"I have a confession to make", she told him, "I looked in your top dresser drawer. I know you told me not to, and I'm sorry."
"It's OK," he told her.
"I'm a little confused at what I found in it."
"Oh, that," he answered, looking somewhat embarrassed, "Every time I cheated on you, I put an ear of corn in the drawer. I'm sorry."
She thought about it for a moment, and decided that if they had been married for 40 years, and he had only cheated on her twice, it really wasn't all that bad.
"It's OK," she told him, "It doesn't matter."
"Really? That's great!"
"But where did all that money come from?"
"Well, every time I got a bushel, I sold it."