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A bar was having a contest, involving a horse that they were keeping in the bar. Anyone who could make it laugh would win $1,000.
Many people try to make it laugh. They try telling it funny jokes, making weird faces, but nothing works.
Then one guy walks up to it, and whispers something in its ear. Suddenly, the horse starts laughing hysterically. The guy walks off with the prize money.
A week later, they have another contest, with the same horse. This time, it's $1,000 to make the horse cry.
Again, many people try. They tell the saddest stories they can think of, but the horse doesn't bat an eye.
Then, the same guy who won last week's contest appears again. He walks over to the horse, and stands there with his back to everyone for a moment, and suddenly the horse bursts into tears.
He goes to collect the money from the bartender, and the bartender asks him just how he did it.
"Well, last week, I told the horse I had a bigger d
k than he did. This week, I showed him."
Many people try to make it laugh. They try telling it funny jokes, making weird faces, but nothing works.
Then one guy walks up to it, and whispers something in its ear. Suddenly, the horse starts laughing hysterically. The guy walks off with the prize money.
A week later, they have another contest, with the same horse. This time, it's $1,000 to make the horse cry.
Again, many people try. They tell the saddest stories they can think of, but the horse doesn't bat an eye.
Then, the same guy who won last week's contest appears again. He walks over to the horse, and stands there with his back to everyone for a moment, and suddenly the horse bursts into tears.
He goes to collect the money from the bartender, and the bartender asks him just how he did it.
"Well, last week, I told the horse I had a bigger d
k than he did. This week, I showed him."