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A girl who gets embarrassed by her father constantly talking about "manure" decides that maybe it wouldn't be as bad if he used a different word. So she starts trying to get him to say "compost" instead. She has no luck, and eventually asks her mom for assistance. Her mother tells her not to push her luck.
"It took me years to get him to call it 'manure' in the first place."
*my husband got this when he lived in a small-town and his dad was pastor at a rural church. The youth sponsor referred to his wife as a "heifer" during her first pregnancy. Just in case anyone was wondering who the target audience of this joke was.*
"It took me years to get him to call it 'manure' in the first place."
*my husband got this when he lived in a small-town and his dad was pastor at a rural church. The youth sponsor referred to his wife as a "heifer" during her first pregnancy. Just in case anyone was wondering who the target audience of this joke was.*