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One day, the Mother Superior of an Irish convent hears a knock on her office door, and two leprechauns walk in.
The older of the two says, "pardon the intrusion Mother Superior, but we just need to ask a few questions. Are there any midget nuns in this convent?"
She thinks for a moment and says no.
"What about the rest of Ireland?"
Still no.
"In any part of the world you know, is there a midget nun?"
Yet again, no.
The leprechaun thanks her, and they go to leave. Curious, she follows them to the hall to see if she can see what it was about.
As they walked down the hall, the older turns to the younger, "You see, Seamus? I told you. You're dating a penguin."
The older of the two says, "pardon the intrusion Mother Superior, but we just need to ask a few questions. Are there any midget nuns in this convent?"
She thinks for a moment and says no.
"What about the rest of Ireland?"
Still no.
"In any part of the world you know, is there a midget nun?"
Yet again, no.
The leprechaun thanks her, and they go to leave. Curious, she follows them to the hall to see if she can see what it was about.
As they walked down the hall, the older turns to the younger, "You see, Seamus? I told you. You're dating a penguin."