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Just told to me by a friend on ICQ:
Billy Connolly took banjo lessons from a man living in a huge house full of dachshunds. Overrun with them, even.
"You cannae let them breed the bitch every time, Jimmy."
"I don't. Every other time she's on heat I tie her upstairs."
"What good is that going to do?"
"Well, have you ever seen a dachshund run up stairs with an erection?"
Billy Connolly took banjo lessons from a man living in a huge house full of dachshunds. Overrun with them, even.
"You cannae let them breed the bitch every time, Jimmy."
"I don't. Every other time she's on heat I tie her upstairs."
"What good is that going to do?"
"Well, have you ever seen a dachshund run up stairs with an erection?"