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  • Be careful what you wish for

    Did you hear about the guy who released a genie from a bottle?

    The genie granted him 3 wishes.

    He said, "I wish I had a Cadillac."

    POOF! There was a Cadillac.

    He said, "I wish the Cadillac was filled with $100 bills."

    POOF! The Cadillac was filled with $100 bills.

    He told the genie he wanted to think about his third wish. The genie said, "OK."
    The guy drove around in his Cadillac, listening to the radio, singing along to the songs, and spending some of his $100 bills.
    A commercial comes on, and the guy sings, "Oh, I wish I were an Oscar Mayer wiener."

    POOF!!
    I don't go in for ancient wisdom
    I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
    It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"
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