Funniest things you've seen in a game

[lordlundar]

From Mass Effect 2:

Disobeying suicidal orders.

[KhirasHY]

I got looked at very strangely when we went out for Mexican and I cracked up hearing the music and remembering your story.

Then my power has grown!!!

[Fire_on_High]

See, the Squirrel does not engage in combat. They do not hunt for the lives of men and women, hoping to bring glory to their people. No, the Squirrel simply purchases ATVs...and rides around playing Mexican Polka over their proximity radio. He has thousands of deaths, but has never fired a shot in return, and has 0 kills. Playing music is literally all he does.

I got looked at very strangely when we went out for Mexican and I cracked up hearing the music and remembering your story.

[Jay 2K Winger]

More Mass Effect 2:

If you're on the Citadel with Garrus and Tali:

Garrus: You ever miss those talks we had on the elevators?
Tali: No.
Garrus: Come on, remember how we'd all ask you about your life on the flotilla? It was an opportunity to share!
Tali: This conversation is over.
Garrus: Tell me again about your immune system!
Tali: I have a shotgun.
Garrus: Maybe we'll talk later.

[Kaylyn]

I still love the "Isaac Newton is the deadliest son of a bitch in space!" lecture from the gunnery sergeant to a couple of C-Sec rookies.

"Once you fire this hunk of metal, it keeps going til it hits something. That can be a ship. Or the planet behind that ship. It might go off into deep space and hit somebody else in ten thousand years. If you pull the trigger on this, you are ruining someone's day, somewhere and sometime. That is why you check your targets. That is why you wait for the computer to give you a damn firing solution. That is why, Serviceman Chung, we do not 'eyeball it'. This is a weapon of mass destruction. You are not a cowboy shooting from the hip!"

[Jay 2K Winger]

I've been playing Mass Effect 2 and last night I cracked up because I was talking to Captain Bailey in C-Sec, who had to reset your identification so it didn't say you were dead, and he made a comment: "'Spending a year dead' is a popular tax dodge."

Referencing The Restaurant at the End of the Universe, of course, for you Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy fans.

I still love the "Isaac Newton is the deadliest son of a bitch in space!" lecture from the gunnery sergeant to a couple of C-Sec rookies.

[Kaylyn]

I've been playing Mass Effect 2 and last night I cracked up because I was talking to Captain Bailey in C-Sec, who had to reset your identification so it didn't say you were dead, and he made a comment: "'Spending a year dead' is a popular tax dodge."

Referencing The Restaurant at the End of the Universe, of course, for you Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy fans.

[KhirasHY]

GLaDOS. Almost everything she says is hilarious.

Also, these clips from Dragon Age: Origins.
Schleets!

"Performance"

Don't forget this one https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B5nqL9eSK5k

Also, the conversation where Wynne teases Alistair if he sleeps with your female main character is beyond hilarious.

Edit: And holy crap, this whole thing. This video had me in tears a few times: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQcdT9zbzJU

[Elspeth]

My god.

You're not just Seraph, Enemy of Normalcy.

Truly, you are Seraph, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

Holy Hera, Jay is right. You are awesome!!! And we are not worthy

[PhiSigGirl1988]

GLaDOS. Almost everything she says is hilarious.

Also, these clips from Dragon Age: Origins.
Schleets!

"Performance"

[Aethian]

Nah it was fun I watched the aftermath and then got myself killed a few more times before I realized I had to wait a bit.

[Seraph]

i'll just drop this here...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j4iNUMYIKc4
watch all of it

That was freaking hilarious.

I remember that Sereph...I was a level 5 moo cow!

.... O_O I...uh...vaguely apologize. But not too sincerely. Therewasjustsomuchcollateraldamage!.....

[Aethian]

I remember that Sereph...I was a level 5 moo cow!

[Kazim]

i'll just drop this here...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j4iNUMYIKc4
watch all of it

[ApolloSZ]

One of my favourites is when myself and two friends were playing the Halo: Reach campaign. Ok... 3 of my favourites XD

1: One of the missions you have to get to a Facility with Sabre craft (Space ship/fighter combo) - How ever you land on a beach and have to make it past landing Covenant forces (anyone who's played it should know the scene) -
We blitzed that beach in a minute 30. Including killing everything that landed, we didn't just run past them. This included epic cinematic moments, like leaping a rock and getting a headshot on a grunt at the same time, or Al running up to bash an elite, just as my last shot drops its sheilds. We got to the Facility doors, paused for a second and pretty much universally commented "holeeeeee sh%t."

2 - Tom and I had plasma cannons we'd ripped from their mounts. Al had a shotgun and sword, which he never got to use until the cannons went dry. Cue Al "Now I know what Darth Vader feels like."

3 - Similar to 2, Tom and I had sniper rifles, Al running around with a sword. Al would be running towards a Covenent saying "I'm gonna get him, I'm gonna get him" when you hear a single "Bang" and the covenent is dropped.

We may or may not had deliberately started shooting the ones he ran towards.... XD