Random Sucky Neighbor Thoughts

[Blue Ginger]

For Fuck's Sake! The bottom of the stairs is not your personal storage area. How many times does Body Corp need to put up signs regarding your bloody fucking monster sized prams? It's been 2 months of signs and the prams have been there since you moved in.

There wouldn't be an issue if it was a visitor's pram or if it was folded up. But you also leave the weird trike thingy there and a scooter. And this morning there was rubbish there too. This is a nice complex (now that dope smokers have moved out of next door) not a freaking ghetto. If your pram is too big for your apartment, leave it in your mini van that barely fits into your parking space.

Then on mother's club days there are 6 SUV sized prams at the bottom of the stairs. You are blocking the access for the poor people who live in the ground floor apartment. Fold the fucking things up! And stop leaving your coffee cups and rubbish when you finally go.

Note: Our stairs go up half a floor then turn back, so these prams aren't technically blocking the stairs, but they are blocking the access to under the stairs where the cleaners have storage in all our stairwells.

[Aria]

Your stories about the noise make me love my building. It's well made. Now that we got rid of the problem children above me, I can't hear a peep, and I KNOW the guys right beside me have two small children. I can hear them when I'm in the hallway but in my unit? Nada. So nice.

[Kit-Ginevra]

Good morning Food Lady!

[Food Lady]

I just love waking up to latin polka music. At least you're not in my building.

[Food Lady]

I don't care if you pay rent. It's a one bedroom apartment, not a bar or a club. I notice that now that I've gone around the building to get your apartment number the music has stopped. That's not going to eliminate the visit from the boys in blue. I've already called.