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    or "My racy daughter"

    She ran her second 10K last weekend and had a few adventures:

    When she put the hotel location in her GPS, it went Cosby on her:

    "You've got to be kidding! If you go there, I will not be with you!"

    The hotel put her in a smoking room... the desk person managed to find a non-smoking room 25 miles away, so her party changed hotels at 11PM.

    In the morning they load the runners in busses and vans, drive to the marathon start, unload the real nuts, drive down the route, unload the half-marathon semisane, drive further and kick the 10K kiddies to the curb. So the runners get to start in a dust cloud.

    Nobody was at the 10K start except a cop in a tshirt & shorts who, after repeated questions, finally radioed in a WTF?. Another ten minutes elapsed before the "organizers" showed up and 'started' the race (half the people had already started on their own).

    However... she won.

    10K overall female first place.

    The trophy is a 15x15x2 (inch) block of sandstone, which she can use as a disciplinary tool. Slapping that down on a desk will get Atten hut!
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