Dammit, I Am *NOT* a Cat Person!

[zombiequeen]

No no no... the end of the line is in Nunavut. He'll have to fight though hordes of catalog-wielding pink-camofied zombies.

Hey, I'm a zombie and I do NOT wear pink camo!

Also, that cat is totally now the KING

[Whiskey]

YOUR FUTURE


"hey youre not using that right cause its time to love me!"

[Whiskey]

Whiskey, are you sure he didn't manage to climb in from the back? My uncle's ferrets used to do that all the time.

back of what?

I think you underestimate how stupid sully really is.

[Magpie]

Whiskey, are you sure he didn't manage to climb in from the back? My uncle's ferrets used to do that all the time.

[Whiskey]

i closed my 12 lb cat in the silverware drawer. How he fit in there.. I will never know. Took me forever to find him.

[KiaKat]

A friend of mine has two cats he calls the Furbearing Couchmonsters. The male is basically a baby panther, he's so big.

Friend walks through kitchen to get something from fridge. Friend takes his drink into the living room, sees cats wrestling. Friend sits down at computer.

TWO HOURS LATER

Friend looks up, realizes he only sees one cat. Friend looks all over for the other cat, can't find him anywhere. Friend thinks "oh hell no" and goes into kitchen. Friend opens fridge.

Cat is in fridge, curled up on the pork chops that were marinating for dinner.

Fridge had not been opened since BEFORE he saw the cat playing.

Friend concludes cat has developed teleportation abilities and freaks the fuck out.

The rest of us giggle madly.

[Kittish]

The line for nommy names is much shorter...


Back OT: Has everybody read Space Time For Springers?
(classic short story)

YES!!!
I love this story!!! I first read it something like 25 years ago, as a kid, in one of my dad's books. To this day I'm convinced that Leiber got it right and cats CAN teleport. I mean, it explains a lot, dontcha think?

[KiaKat]

Oh, hey, what's this?

My new CS avatar.

Thank you!

[Magpie]

Pederson, you your kitten is the cutest thing ever.

[Seshat]

"Hey You!" has actually both piddled and pooped in his litter box. He's eating solid food (granted, I have to show him where it is), he's drinking on his own (same deal), and he's excreting properly.

Wonderful news!

Your vet has checked him, he's eating and drinking and excreting normally - I'd say all is well with him.

Now you get to decide whether to keep or surrender him if he isn't claimed.

[dalesys]

Theres a 70 year line and a fee you couldn't afford in your wildest dreams to call me nasty names. The end of the line is somewhere in New Zealand.

The line for nommy names is much shorter...


Back OT: Has everybody read Space Time For Springers?
(classic short story)

[Whiskey]

No no no... the end of the line is in Nunavut. He'll have to fight though hordes of catalog-wielding pink-camofied zombies.

Your move, pedersen.

[Wenchie]

Theres a 70 year line and a fee you couldn't afford in your wildest dreams to call me nasty names. The end of the line is somewhere in New Zealand.

No no no... the end of the line is in Nunavut. He'll have to fight though hordes of catalog-wielding pink-camofied zombies.

[Whiskey]

I should just be able to call you nasty names without having to stand in line, I think

Theres a 70 year line and a fee you couldn't afford in your wildest dreams to call me nasty names. The end of the line is somewhere in New Zealand.

[Wenchie]

Okay, I admit it: I'm lost in all of these forms. Do I need to fill out form YOUHO at this point? I mean, I know I've got the right application in here somewhere (but really, 823 forms, and I gotta take a number for each question? Dammit, I should just be able to call you nasty names without having to stand in line, I think).

Don't forget to submit the form in triplicate.