Lol I just found this site, I'm excited. I finally have a place where people understand the inane simpleton who calls themself a "customer". I never believed the cumulative IQ of our nation had fallen so low until I became a server. Now, I fear for the future of our race. I look forward to reading and laughing about some of the stories told here, and probably posting a few of my own...(I in no way meant to insult anyone either, just in case people got offended.)
