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It's 4am, I have coffee just finishing up being made & I have cleaned the apples & put out bananas. Breakfast doesn't officially start until 6am, meaning NOTHING is truly ready. Here enters dumb lady. A bit SC, mostly dumb stuck up lady.
SC: HI! I would like some bread for toast please. Whole wheat (our breakfast is a buffet, and hasn't even been prepped much yet). Also, I would like some milk. (I would like to know when the front desk person became a waitress/slave.)
Me: Okay, give me a few minutes. We have NOTHING ready right now, because breakfast doesn't start until 6am.
SC: Okay, well I need those two things. Thanks.
Me: We only have one type of bread, this kind *had fetched it already*.
SC: Oh, that's fine.
Me: Okay, would you like skim or 2%?
SC: 2
She starts toasting her bread. I was awaiting more orders.
SC: My colleague will be down here shortly, and she will want some things. (oh goody goody!)
Me: Well, we also have to-go bags if she would prefer that...your colleague...
SC: (says nothing but is circling around the breakfast area where the toaster is. Plugs in the heating dish for the hot items. I walk over...)
Me: I can't have this plugged in yet...it goes to this (the warmer).
SC: Oh, well...this isn't... (I get the point she thinks that the toaster is working, but I know it is cuz I used to earlier. I examine what she is doing, but the issue is our bread is just a big too big for the toaster slots so since they aren't going in she thought that meant the toaster wasn't working. Real piece of work, this one...)
Me: Well, the toaster was working earlier...oh it's fine it's just the bread is a bit big for the slots. (SC trurns bread to the side and the bread goes in.)
SC: So what do people do?!?!?!?!?!
Me: Either exactly what you did there or they simply push the bread down a bit...
And the trial of humanity continues....I lose hope for humanity bit by bit every day...
SC: HI! I would like some bread for toast please. Whole wheat (our breakfast is a buffet, and hasn't even been prepped much yet). Also, I would like some milk. (I would like to know when the front desk person became a waitress/slave.)
Me: Okay, give me a few minutes. We have NOTHING ready right now, because breakfast doesn't start until 6am.
SC: Okay, well I need those two things. Thanks.
Me: We only have one type of bread, this kind *had fetched it already*.
SC: Oh, that's fine.
Me: Okay, would you like skim or 2%?
SC: 2
She starts toasting her bread. I was awaiting more orders.
SC: My colleague will be down here shortly, and she will want some things. (oh goody goody!)
Me: Well, we also have to-go bags if she would prefer that...your colleague...
SC: (says nothing but is circling around the breakfast area where the toaster is. Plugs in the heating dish for the hot items. I walk over...)
Me: I can't have this plugged in yet...it goes to this (the warmer).
SC: Oh, well...this isn't... (I get the point she thinks that the toaster is working, but I know it is cuz I used to earlier. I examine what she is doing, but the issue is our bread is just a big too big for the toaster slots so since they aren't going in she thought that meant the toaster wasn't working. Real piece of work, this one...)
Me: Well, the toaster was working earlier...oh it's fine it's just the bread is a bit big for the slots. (SC trurns bread to the side and the bread goes in.)
SC: So what do people do?!?!?!?!?!
Me: Either exactly what you did there or they simply push the bread down a bit...
And the trial of humanity continues....I lose hope for humanity bit by bit every day...