Two short tales

[Shifty]

Co-worker and I are in the copy room.

CW: How do you scan with this copier?
Me: Did you try the big green scan button?
CW: Oh! .....smart-ass
Me:



Customer calls in and schedules to attend a program with a co-worker then asks to be transfered to finance to pay over the phone with a credit card.

Me: Good afternoon this is Shifty, how may I help you?
C: mumble mumble mumble son of a bitch!
Me: .....
C: mumble mumble mumble shit!
Me: ....sir?
C: Looks like I don't have my card with me. I'll have to call later. <click>
Me: ok....