Yes, really...someone asked me if we have fountain pop today. I was so dumbfounded for a moment that all I could do was look at him and go "I...I'm sorry? Wha?" Once he repeated himself, I was able to tell him that, hey, see that big thing over there with Pepsi on the top? The thing RIGHT BESIDE where you just grabbed that roller grill hot dog? That would be the fountain...with about eight or ten kinds of fountain pop on it. No, I didn't word it like that. I managed to be nice and say "Right over there..." and not add any nasty stuff. For the record, the guy himself was amazed that he'd missed the big,very obvious fountain pop dispenser. This, boys and girls, is a true testament to the fact that customers do NOT look at their surroundings. Ever.
