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  • I can't give you directions if you don't know where you're going

    Last week, a guy in a security guard uniform comes into my C-store and asks if I can direct him to Local Hospital. My mom happens to be a nurse at Local Hospital, so of course I know where it is! Thing is, LH has two campuses, which are a mile or two apart.

    Me: Do you need "east" or "west" campus?
    SG: Huh? I'm looking for Local Hospital.
    Me: Yeah, LH has two campuses, one on "east" street and one on "west" street. Which one are you looking for?
    SG: Um, I'm not sure, let me go out to my car and check the paperwork. *leaves, comes back a minute later* "West" Campus.
    Me: *gives directions*

    I thought it was common knowledge that LH has two campuses, but maybe that's only true for people who have family who work there.
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