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  • "I've kind of crashed the van..."

    This is one from about 3 years ago now.

    I used to drive a little red Smart car. It was the best car i have ever driven and I absolutley loved it. I'm 6'3" and built like a brick outhouse and i fitted in it perfectly.

    Every day I park in the village car park and when i was at the front of a space, if you looked along the row it looked like i wasn;t there because of the cars either side.

    One day i had been out in the little van we had for the shop and i pulled into the car park. I looked down the row and thought "oh look, my usual space is empty" I swung into the space accompanied by a crunching, smashing sound as I drove the van straight into the back of my own car!

    I still haven;t lived it down within the village!
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