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  • Worst Building site competition. Rating 16+ ?

    Since I'm about to go offline for a bit.

    I work in the building industry.
    The last year at college we had a competition.
    Basically, who'd worked on the worst site that year...

    I came in third.

    (Here in the UK, Building is the most dangerous industry, with the highest level of injuries/deaths. Farming comes second.)

    I told the tale of my first solo visit to a building site.
    The site manager tried to refuse to give me a hard hat, on the grounds that it'd ruin my hairdo.
    After 20mins arguing, he backed down, and lent me a hat.
    Shortly after, I was hit in the head by a flying lemonade bottle, by a chap who didn't realise there were people working on the ground. He threw the bottle off the roof, 4 stories up. Good job it was a plastic bottle, not a half brick.
    Followed by the pet rescue centre I surveyed, where the dogs howled so heartbreakingly it had to be listed as a dangerous feature of the site.

    Mr Joint Second was the lad who'd ben asked to survey a slaughter house, in operation.
    Mr other second was the lad who build a wall on a site after the water had been switched off, so he'd had to use the chemicals from the loos to mix the cement.

    The winner was the poor sod who surveyed a whore house. That wasn't actually the problem. The issue was the madam in charge refued to shut down business during the major renovation works. Try to do a risk assessmnet for that..
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