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  • Spiffy McMoron
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    Quoth rvdammit View Post
    There's the "Stiff Nipples" air con company (Google Stiff Nipples Picture)
    Assuming that you haven't done that on your spare time already!

    Quoth RecoveringKinkoid View Post
    I was flipping through an Avon book just today, and could they not come up with a better name for a lip gloss line than Hook Up? Sheesh. I wonder if they also offer Skank Mascara and Easy Lay Eyeshadow?
    No, but they offer Dirty Tramp Blush. And when the customer base matures a bit more, they will move up to attachable body glitter to help highlight and flatter that hot new fashion trend, genital sores.

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  • technical.angel
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    Not quite on par with these, in town we have the Post Office Bar and Grill. When they moved the Post Office, someone turned the old one into a bar.

    "I'm heading down to the Post Office for Karoke night!"

    And from the CS ski trip.

    http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c1...i/100_0196.jpg


    Heh heh, tard. Heh heh. Raps has a better picture.

    Jenni

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  • RecoveringKinkoid
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    I was flipping through an Avon book just today, and could they not come up with a better name for a lip gloss line than Hook Up? Sheesh. I wonder if they also offer Skank Mascara and Easy Lay Eyeshadow?

    Okay. There is a business here in town called Mann Tool. Or Manntool. Either way, you know? A friend of mine was making a flyer for something for them once, and the prize was "two tickets on the Mann Tool Express." Of course, I just started giggling. I'm so twelve years old. I started giggling, and that's when he "got" it. A week later he said, "Thanks loads. I cant' see that name now without thinking it."

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  • rvdammit
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    There's the "Stiff Nipples" air con company (Google Stiff Nipples Picture)

    And a collegue from a few jobs ago was forever grateful his parents had named him John and not Wayne. His surname is Kerr.

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  • TNT
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    Quoth repsac View Post

    Smack Yo Mamma: Actually a type of sauce. And yes, it's that good.
    I always thought the best name for a hot sauce was "Slap My Ass and Call Me Sally." But as I was researching the reference to make sure I had it right, I found, the one and only, "Dr. Payne Indeass's Butt Blazin' Recipe # 6 Butt Pucker XX Sauce."

    I remember a movie on Cinemax a long time ago... one of their late night soft core smut movies. I have the feeling "Peter Hard" was a stage name... but "Lance Boyle" I wasn't so sure about.

    And then there was the priceless moment at work... I brought up the customer's account... I had one of those, "if you let me get through this, I promise I'll be a better person" moments...

    Me: May I have your name please?
    Caller: Lo. Huong Lo.

    And finally, I live a block away from "S&M Body Shop" and "B&D Machinery (or something like that)."

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  • BlakeMP
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    I went to college with a girl named Sandy Claus.

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  • skeptic53
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    There's also a Hung Far Low in Portland, OR.

    On Leary Way in Seattle for many years two businesses were across the street from each other: Tacoma Screw and Seattle House of Hose. Tacoma Screw is still there, the House of Hose went out of business.

    I live in the Ballard neighborhood, the Ballard High School teams are the Beavers, so there are several businesses in the area such as Beaver Brew (an espresso stand).

    I have a client who is an immigrant, his first name is Semen. Were I him, I'd change it.

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  • powerboy
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    I saw one today, and I do not want to know what it is. The name was Erection of Stockton, and the tag line for it is, For all your Backdoor needs

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  • toomanycalls1
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    The Cheesecake Factory

    When I first saw the ads at the mall that a Cheesecake Factory was coming I thought it was a strip club.

    Saw a person's name the other day. Mahboob Butt.

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  • Irving Patrick Freleigh
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    Quoth Lace Neil Singer View Post
    There was this guy who ran a garage business near me, who's name was Wayne King. If you're English, you'll probably get it. There was also the friend of a friend's brother who's name was Richard Head. I dread to think what line of business he went into. O_o
    I used to spend Saturday nights at the dirt track with my dad.

    One of the race car drivers was a guy by the name of Richard Hed.

    So that makes two.

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  • Tria
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    Quoth Lace Neil Singer View Post
    There was this guy who ran a garage business near me, who's name was Wayne King. If you're English, you'll probably get it. There was also the friend of a friend's brother who's name was Richard Head. I dread to think what line of business he went into. O_o
    Plumbing.... Richard Head's Cleaning.

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  • officegirl
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    Quoth thegiraffe View Post
    Aww...you should explain it to her!
    That would be a lovely conversation!!!!

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  • JustADude
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    Quoth Lace Neil Singer View Post
    This guy also went by the shortened version of his name... which made me wonder whether he was doing it on purpose or not. *snigger* What were his parents smoking?
    Aparently something not as strong as the parents of a guy I met briefly whose full name is Michael P. Hunt*.








    *If your mind's not dirty enough, remember, most people don't use their middle innitial when they shorten their first name.

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  • Argabarga
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    There were a surprising number of double names in the phone book in town here last I checked

    There's a Steven Stevens, a John J Johns and a Barbra Barbera.....

    Oh, and there is a guy named Harry Butts Jr. , now, I ask you, what could you possibly do as a kid to get a name like that, especialy since you'd think Mr. Butts Sr. would KNOW exactly what's going to happen to his son in high school???

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  • repsac
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    From the witty:

    Rude Rudy's. (Best D$MN pizza in Savannah)

    Jimmy's Buffet, a bbq place known through out most of Georgia

    Smack Yo Mamma: Actually a type of sauce. And yes, it's that good.

    To the strange:

    Dedman Funeral Home. (Pronounced Dead Man)

    To the misplaced signage:

    Robertson Funeral Home and Crematorium. (Below which a sign also reads) Bar and Grill. Apparently, the funeral home closed down and was demolished, but the sign still stands.

    Live Topless Women! (Right below a sign reading) Christ Church, Services Wed, and Sunday. ((Now that, is MY kind of church!!!))

    to the strange smack your mother for naming you names:

    Gay Dykes. (Former superior court judge.)

    Ben Gay. (How long?)

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