A note to medical personnel

[Treasure]

LOL
y'all are twisted, ya know that, right?

[Seshat]

A lovely sapphire offsetting the red of the aorta.

A string of diamonds down the trachea....

[Zaiida]

I had a tech try to come in during my ultrasound because she "wanted to see the baby", the tech working on me took her outside and kinda laid into her...we were looking for tumors....

Good on the tech for giving her a lesson on assumptions.

I'm having an ultrasound next week - there better not be a baby in there!!.

Damn renal problems, it's not looking good so far. It's really baffling my doctor. First time I've hoped for kidney stones or cysts that's for sure.

I'm hoping that this is the aftermath of a very nasty gastro bug which I think is still hanging in there. E coli and I have tangled before and I lost quite badly the first time we met.

I'm living proof that beauty is not just skin deep. And that you can have body jewelry on the inside.

I can't believe I'm thinking of internal piercings........what?. I think an ovary can be nicely complimented by a sparkling gem.

[AccountingDrone]

I was having an echocardiogram when the doc-prof teaching some sort of class in echo reading needed specific images for his class, so there is a disc of my heart passed out to an entire class

[Seshat]

I'm living proof that beauty is not just skin deep. And that you can have body jewelry on the inside.

[teh_blumchenkinder]

Gord knows what they think when a dude gets an ultrasound!

EDIT:

I apparently have a very pretty uterus, gorgeously accented by a perfectly placed IUD. And its never had a baby in it.

oooh, hot pics?? That's awesome.

[Seshat]

Gah!

I agree. I've had torso and upper abdominal ultrasounds as well as (far too many) lower abdominal. We've been looking for tumours, fibroids, endometriosis, checking out why liver function blood tests were abnormal...

I apparently have a very pretty uterus, gorgeously accented by a perfectly placed IUD. And its never had a baby in it.

[BlaqueKatt]

I had a tech try to come in during my ultrasound because she "wanted to see the baby", the tech working on me took her outside and kinda laid into her...we were looking for tumors....

[Melly]

Just because a female patient is going to have an ultrasound, it does not necessarily mean that she is pregnant. Please do not assume as much.

And even if she were pregnant, referring to her as 'the one without a partner', when you're standing barely two metres away, is just plain rude.