Never piss off a hairdresser!

[It's me]

This was told to me years ago by an aquaintance who was a hairdresser.

She was at a party with a friend (also a hairdresser) and they were being harrassed by a really obnoxious drunk. Eventually the drunk passed out. WHY they had their hairdressing gear with them I do not know. But they did. Our overly-friendly neighbourhood drunk woke up with half his head shaved and a missing eyebrow. He had to shave the other half himself.....