My first blood donation was a problem. It as a College Blood Drive and I was avid to do it. I was on the table for about half an hour before I started noticing that Classmates were coming in, donating and going out while I was still dutifully pumping away. Then a nurse came over, looked down and yelled, "OMG (eleventy)
"What? What's wrong?"
"Oh, I dropped my pin"
(Must control fist of death!)
" "I'm sorry dear but you've been on the table for half an hour and we've only gotten a quarter pint of blood from you. I'm taking out the needle because we need the table."


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