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  • Intersection of Insanity and Route to Work

    There's an intersection I drive by daily that seems to attract crazies. I don't know if it's people going/coming from Provo Canyon, or what, but almost daily I see people doing weird, but not really sucky, things. Usually earns a good laugh, and a nice way to begin/end my day.

    Latest one I saw, it was still about 30F outside, and because of an exhaust leak, I have the windows down (yay old cars.) A truck pulls up next to me, and I hear the guy and his girlfriend/wife/whatever talking next to me with the windows down. I'm not really paying attention to anything, as it's been a long day, and I'm fairly out of it. I also don't make it a habit to eavesdrop on others. The guy's driving, and his girlfriend is in the passenger seat.

    Guy: (randomly) "BAHAHAHAHA!"
    Girl: What? *pause* OH MY GAWD! *hangs head out window and gasps for air*
    *Guy laughs even harder*
    Girl: Couldn't you have done that while moving so the car would have aired out?!
    *Guy is doubled over in fits of laughter by this point, and I'm trying hard not to laugh audibly.*
    Girl: Augh! it's the fart that won't die! *gasps for air some more outside of the car, notices me laughing*
    Girl: Look! You've got other drivers laughing and staring at us!
    *I quit trying to be quiet and laugh openly, and the guy is red faced and looking like he can barely breathe*
    Girl: *laughs* Guys...I swear *mumbles inaudibly*
    Me: This intersection, I swear...
    Coworker: Distro of choice?
    Me: Gentoo.
    Coworker: Ahh. A Masochist. I thought so.
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