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    I didn't realize I was being rude...

    (I show a couple where their cabin is. They are sharing the building with another couple)
    Woman: I thought it was a cabin?
    Me: ...It is a cabin. (in a normal tone)
    Woman: Well EXCUUUSE ME! *catbutt face*
    Me:....um. Yes. There are four units in each cabin, you have two of them right next door to each other.

    It makes a difference

    Man: Can you look up Powerball numbers for Saturday and Wednesday?
    Me: (thinking he's joking) Um, our computers don't have internet. *half-laugh* So we don't have any way of accessing....uh...outside information.
    Man: Oh, only I've got the tickets right here...*pulls them out*
    Me: Oh! Let me...look that up on my phone for you. (he wanted Minnesota powerball numbers...I live in the Western US...) Sorry, I thought you meant next week! I wouldn't be working here if I had next week's numbers!

    (and I know this guy was not sucky, just didn't explain what he wanted very well, but I thought it was worth a laugh)

    I don't care for details...

    Woman on phone: I just called for towels?
    Me: Okay.
    Woman: And can I have like 8? I had a big accident.
    Me: OkayI'llsendsomeonerightup. (I do NOT WANT TO KNOW)
    "Only in our dreams are we free. The rest of the time we need wages." - Terry Pratchett
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