Hotel Tales: "Coffee Addict" Edition

[Skarredmind]

LOL, we have coffee pots that run like soda machines with coffee concentrate just add hot water. So we have hot "fresh" coffee 24-7. Its AMAZING how people act like this is clearly impossible, and that I *MUST* be telling them a story to use up old coffee or something.

1) On Night Audit I work from 10p-8a, I have a 3 year old and a 5 year old at home. Even if I had to brew pots, there would be fresh coffee. ALL NIGHT LONG. I would drink most of it, but seriously, any excuse to get out from behind this desk is a good one too.

2) Why is it so hard to believe that coffee can be concentrated and served on demand?

3) Whether you believe me or not, I *CAN'T* brew a fresh pot... it doesn't work that way. Being mad doesn't change this... but it does make hate you.

[Jay 2K Winger]

A true coffee addict has as stash of coffee with him/her at all times and doesn't need to waste the time going to the front desk in an emergency.

It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the beans of Java that thoughts acquire speed, the hands acquire shakes, the shakes become a warning. It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.

[Food Lady]

Pshaw. Amateur.

A TRUE coffee addict would have made sure he/she had the packet before going to his/her room, so that the coffee could be made in the room immediately upon awakening.

Not that I'd know ANYTHING about being a coffee addict. No, not at all.

Where's the like button?

[mathnerd]

reloaded an Epi-Pen with the noble bean soup...

You win. lol

[dalesys]

A true coffee addict has...

reloaded an Epi-Pen with the noble bean soup...

[mathnerd]

A true coffee addict has as stash of coffee with him/her at all times and doesn't need to waste the time going to the front desk in an emergency.

[Peppergirl]

Pshaw. Amateur.

A TRUE coffee addict would have made sure he/she had the packet before going to his/her room, so that the coffee could be made in the room immediately upon awakening.

Not that I'd know ANYTHING about being a coffee addict. No, not at all.

[NateTheChops]

*Stumbling out of the lobby on caffine binge* "I CAN DRINKA S MUCH COFFEE AS IWANT, LOOK AT THIS FORM IT SAYSIHAVEFREE COFFEE FOR LIFE. HI GEORGE, HI JERRY, DO YOU WANT SOME COFFEE!"

[Jay 2K Winger]

I doubt you'd think so if *I* was the one who made it. I'm told my coffee makes an excellent paint stripper - and like paint stripper, there are warnings regarding how it shouldn't be taken internally....

How is the weather over there in Klatch? </Discworld>

[XCashier]

As a real coffee addict, I would have been gulping down chiseling out and gnawing on the stuff leftover from yesterday at room temperature.

Fixed that for you.

[sms001]

As a real coffee addict, I would have been gulping down the stuff leftover from yesterday at room temperature.

[mathnerd]

To be fair...coffee IS more delicious when someone else makes it....

My 14 year old has gotten in the habit of making Cuban coffee in the morning for the two of us, then putting on a pot of American coffee for me. I'm not sure what I did right in raising this kid, but I stick with it!

[taxguykarl]

Sounds good, a cup for me, please.

[ADeMartino]

To be fair...coffee IS more delicious when someone else makes it....

I doubt you'd think so if *I* was the one who made it. I'm told my coffee makes an excellent paint stripper - and like paint stripper, there are warnings regarding how it shouldn't be taken internally....

[Amina516]

To be fair...coffee IS more delicious when someone else makes it....