Don't poke me, mon

[XCashier]

Very stupid of that customer. Some folks have been known to attack someone who grabs/pokes/otherwise physically harasses them -- reflexes, PTSD, etc.

You don't know what the other person is going through, you don't make stupid remarks and for heaven's sake, keep your grubby hands to yourself!!!

[Food Lady]

How unbelievably rude! You don't freaking touch people you don't know. I don't even like to be touched by people I do know.

[apocolypse101]

When I zone out doing something don't notice someone, I SERIOUSLY don't notice them. That person probably would have gotten slapped or a finger in the eye as I spazzed for a second if they poked me. Possibly accompanied by a little bit of shrieking.

[Deserted]

"Stay awake!"

Followed closely by me yelling DON'T F*CKING TOUCH ME!!! at the top of my lungs.

[dendawg]

Peek-at-chyou...

There's a Jigglypuff joke there somewhere, but I'm not taking it.

[Nunavut Pants]

At least they weren't trying to get a Peek-at-chyou...

[Monterey Jack]

Was at work today, and yawned (hiding it politely behind my hand), and suddenly felt someone jab me in the fleshy part of my upper arm. Whipped my head around, and just caught a customer walking past who not-so-quietly muttered, "Stay awake!"

Like it's not bad enough when I get the usual, "Tired?" or "Get enough sleep?" comments when I have to yawn at work, but Jesus, don't fucking JAB at me!