Yes, baking is work.

[taxguykarl]

2. I don't really do "side" programming jobs, but if I did, I think I'd run into the same issues a lot of you have. "What do you mean you can't make me a full website for $20?"

I don't do side tax work (other than answering queries here) except for my mother and MIL. Both on paper. Mom's is usually a month after the deadline, so I get to call that her Mothers' Day Gift. I just started doing MIL's: her SIL, Mrs. TGK's aunt, started taking care a spouse with Alzheimer's, a retired CPA used to do MIL's returns. If I can finish MIL's within the next couple of weeks, we can call it a part of her birthday gift---she turns 89 this year.

[HorrorFrogPrincess]

A few things:
3. I've also considered getting into woodworking and leatherworking. I can just imagine what would happen if I tried to sell things I made in those categories. For instance, I wouldn't mind making chessboards. Just the boards, no pieces. If I made boards and tried to sell them for $100 (or more) I know I'd likely get complaints.

I recently saw pics of custom made wood cutting boards that went for like $750. These things were the sort that could last a lifetime, made of hardwood, and very pretty.

If I had a few million dollars, I'd want the guy to do my floors.

I'm taking a leave of absence in a couple weeks to finish my Master's degree. I'm tempted to start leaving business cards with my Instagram with the pastries, just in case.

[mjr]

A few things:

1. I've told this story before. A friend of mine told me he knew a guy who was trying to get a website off the ground, and needed a solid developer. So I agreed to meet with the guy. I got the general idea of what he wanted, and he kept dodging me on how much he was willing to pay (and his budget), saying he would give me "a percentage" of the sales (also without telling me what percentage). I started doing a little work on it, which admittedly I shouldn't have. He dodged more on a contract for development, so I stopped working on it, and told him why. In hindsight, I should have shut him down right away.

2. I don't really do "side" programming jobs, but if I did, I think I'd run into the same issues a lot of you have. "What do you mean you can't make me a full website for $20?"

3. I've also considered getting into woodworking and leatherworking. I can just imagine what would happen if I tried to sell things I made in those categories. For instance, I wouldn't mind making chessboards. Just the boards, no pieces. If I made boards and tried to sell them for $100 (or more) I know I'd likely get complaints.

[HorrorFrogPrincess]

That's about 10-15 standard pound cake recipes. What was your price quote? Just for the sake of morbid curiosity, of course.

I didn't bother to figure out a quote. It'd be too much work at any price.

[taxguykarl]

Sorry, I mean a pound cake for 200 people, not dollars.

That's about 10-15 standard pound cake recipes. What was your price quote? Just for the sake of morbid curiosity, of course.

[ladyjaneinmd]

I once had a lady ask me to make frilly fancy doggie dresses for her boutique, and she was appalled at the price I quoted.
"How come everybody charges so much??"
"Because we have to pay rent too, ma'am."
Never heard from her again.

[Kagato]

This sounds very close to those scenarios where somebody with, say, musical talent is asked to come to a party and play an instrument or sing "and we can't pay you, but it will give you exposure!"

No, you're not a professional baker, but that hardly means that what you are doing is not WORK. And you should be paid for your WORK.

Blah, hate it when people try to weasel out of paying by claiming it is "great exposure". My response usually goes like this.

Me: Can you fill your car tank or pay for your groceries with exposure?
Them: no, but...
Me: Can you pay your electricity bill with exposure?
Them: no, but...
Me: Can you pay a doctor or dental bill with exposure?
Them: no, but...
Me: then why do you think you can pay ME with it?
Them: but it's not a REAL job! It's just a side hobby!
Me: so that instantly makes my time worth absolutely zero? I still have to pay for materials, electricity, wear and tear on tools, plus it is time I could be spending on other things.
Them: I never thought of it that way...
Me: People like you never do.

[HorrorFrogPrincess]

Sorry, I mean a pound cake for 200 people, not dollars.

[morgana]

Now she wants a multi-tiered pound cake for 200, no icing or glaze.

Really!?? My mother used to make wedding cakes. From scratch. She stopped doing it thirty-mumble years ago. And SHE would have charged close to that.

[dalesys]

...Now she wants a multi-tiered pound cake for 200, no icing or glaze...

Well... there is the one in the freezer that slid off the tray in the stable. With a little touch-up frosting it should be just fine.
Hayzie in the turkey
Strawzie in the turkey
Buck 'em up in a high puckerhaw...

[HorrorFrogPrincess]

CW 1 again! She's in for Round 3.

Now she wants a multi-tiered pound cake for 200, no icing or glaze.

This one is officially Too Much Work to even bother with a quote.

[taxguykarl]

OK, who's next?

[HorrorFrogPrincess]

I wonder why not pineapple-flavoured, or lemon-shaped?

I suspect guests will now be receiving actual lemons on popsicle sticks.

She doesn't like pineapple-flavored stuff, and she liked the look of the pops she saw on Pinterest or something.

Apparently they already have like 3 desserts. I got a LONG explanation meanwhile, I'm sitting there with a bland smile thinking "I don't care. I'm neither offended nor upset. Please stop talking."

[RealUnimportant]

lemon-flavored cake pops shaped like pineapples.

I wonder why not pineapple-flavoured, or lemon-shaped?

I suspect guests will now be receiving actual lemons on popsicle sticks.

[HorrorFrogPrincess]

What's the occasion and amount this time?

Some Caribbean-themed party. 2 dozen lemon-flavored cake pops shaped like pineapples.

I quoted about $2.30 per pop due to how labor intensive they would be.

Her spouse vetoed them.