Right, that's MUCH better.

[Geek King]

But then I guess Orangina isn't that known outside France.

Whelp, goodnight everybody!

<Why am I thinking about Umpa-Lumpa Gynocologists suddenly?>

[Samaliel]

Well, in our barren lands where you trip on a museum doorstep every two steps, we don't have Kool-Aid, nor Mountain Dew. I don't know what a Jolt or a Bawl is. Red Bull is only beginning to appear on the Dept. Store shelves, and it still doesn't have taurine, only arginine.

Most brands you can name, I probably never heard of them.

But then I guess Orangina isn't that known outside France.

[JustADude]

Purple is a flavor ?

(I totally understand what you mean, but it just sounds... weird).

What, you've never had Red before? It's packaged as 'Cherry Kool-Aid'.

Oh, and am I the only one that thought "...and the snozzberries taste like snozzberries," there?

[Samaliel]

Purple is a flavor ?

(I totally understand what you mean, but it just sounds... weird).

[Geek King]

Ug. Pitch Black 2 was even worst. There was a reason why it was only .50 cents at my place for a bit. Even then we still had to send CASES back. No-one wanted it. Not even at that price for a .20 oz.

I'll agree that Pitch Black II was a crime against humanity. I'll never understand why PepsiCo thought sour grape was a good soda flavor. The original was great though. It was actually grape flavored, rather than purple flavor that gets passed off as grape. It was also the ultimate late night pick-me-up for our gaming group. My gaming buddies would even call each other when we found stock at stores after they discontinued it. It was almost like Kestral's obsession with Booberry in Queen of Wands.

[Plaidman]

Bring back the origional Pitch Black flavor, dammit! Heaven in a bottle!

Ug. Pitch Black 2 was even worst. There was a reason why it was only .50 cents at my place for a bit. Even then we still had to send CASES back. No-one wanted it. Not even at that price for a .20 oz.

[pyxee]

I am not big on those new Dew flavors, tastes like drinking a bottle of sweet tarts in liquid form. They are cheap here though, we sell them buy one get two free at my store comes to $1.55 after tax.

OT: That is hilarious.

[edible_hat]

Yeah, baking soda...

No seriously... that's it.

That reminds me, a co-worker once had a guy come in looking for powdered sherbert because some people at a party wanted to buy cocaine off him.

[Geek King]

have you tried the three new flavors? awesomeness in a 20 oz bottle

Ug. I hate the new ones. I don't know if it's the Ginsing they put in it, or what, but they all dry my lips out. Ever feel your lips dry out while you're drinking? It does funny things o the mind, it does.

Bring back the origional Pitch Black flavor, dammit! Heaven in a bottle!

[Lingering Grin]

And, I would imagine, quite the difference between rock and powdered cocaine.

Yeah, baking soda...

No seriously... that's it.

[AKWalMartCartGuy]

Well, yes, 1) crack gets much longer sentences, and 2) allegedly only rich white folk do powder coccaine. I suppose he doesn't want to offend his clientele?

actually, they reduced crack sentences to be closer to powder coke sentences because it was deemed to racially discriminate against black crack users

[Plaidman]

have you tried the three new flavors? awesomeness in a 20 oz bottle

I haven't, we JUST got them in today. I'm a little scared to try them. But its a good deal at 2 20oz for 2 dollars.

Which one do you suggest?

Also: Congrats on getting this turned into a Strip!

[tropicsgoddess]

ME: I'll have to check the report the police gave me, but I'm assuming you didn't get arrested for possesion of crack with intent to sell?
SC: F--- No!
ME: I very sorry...
SC: It was powder coccaine.
ME: Uh...oh...kay...
SC: What are you gonna do about it?
ME: Well...I'll be sure to post a retraction and apology in the next issue.
SC: All right then, (Sounding pleased) Thank you.
ME: Uh..noooo problem.


So we did, we ran a retraction and gave our sincerest apologies for calling Mr. Drugglestein a crack dealer when he was really a coke dealer. I'm sure a heavy burden has been lifted from his shoulders.

Talk about shameless self-promotion!

[BlaqueKatt]

Mt. Dew for the win.

have you tried the three new flavors? awesomeness in a 20 oz bottle

[smileyeagle1021]

Oh my banana cream pie, I'd love to have seen that retraction as printed:

"Danjo's newspaper made an error in a recent police blotter entry. We had stated that Druggie McDrugenstein was arrested for possession of crack with intent to sell. He was actually arrested for possession of cocaine with intent to sell.

Danjo's newspaper apologizes for and regrets the error, and apologizes to all local crack fiends who may have thought they'd found a new dealer."

that reminds me of one of Jay Leno's Headlines that he found

"last week we had printed that officer (name) was a defective for the police force, that was obviously a typo and we apologize for the mix up, the sentence was supposed to read that office (name) was a detective for the police farce."

back on topic, was Mr. McDrugenstein happy that his reputation of dealing cocaine and not crack is once again in tact?