Right, that's MUCH better.

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

Oh my banana cream pie, I'd love to have seen that retraction as printed:

"Danjo's newspaper made an error in a recent police blotter entry. We had stated that Druggie McDrugenstein was arrested for possession of crack with intent to sell. He was actually arrested for possession of cocaine with intent to sell.

Danjo's newspaper apologizes for and regrets the error, and apologizes to all local crack fiends who may have thought they'd found a new dealer."

[Kyree]

Quoted for truth. *stops at the store everymorning before work for a 1ltr bottle of the sweet, green liquid*

On a side note, try Mt. Dew and vodka sometime. I call it a 'Dew Driver.'

If I drank, that'd be an awesome one

[Forensic Waitress]

Wow even dealers have so much time on their hands that they can complain about the most mundane things.

But great post, laughed my arse off.

[Danjo]

It's just good to know that drug dealers keep up on current events.

[Igorina]

He needs to maintain his image, and the image his manufacturer's are trying for.

X Brand Cocaine! Good no matter what orifice you shove it in!

[Bramblerose]

u didn't get arrested for possesion of crack with intent to sell?
SC: F--- No!
ME: I very sorry...
SC: It was powder coccaine.

Well, yes, 1) crack gets much longer sentences, and 2) allegedly only rich white folk do powder coccaine. I suppose he doesn't want to offend his clientele?

[LambChop]

Hehe, sorry. I just don't like either of 'em. Mt. Dew for the win.

Quoted for truth. *stops at the store everymorning before work for a 1ltr bottle of the sweet, green liquid*

On a side note, try Mt. Dew and vodka sometime. I call it a 'Dew Driver.'

[tropicsgoddess]

I can't imagine what kind of clientèle this guy has to demand a change in the paper to change from possession with intent to sell crack to cocaine.

[jerkface11]

Just imagnine what his SC's must have been like!

[Apathy]

I prefer Coke. Pepsi's far too bland. Of course, there's usually rum in it anymore.

That poor guy! He's running a business and you guys were advertising incorrectly for him. I can only imagine the customer service nightmare he had when a bunch of people wanted crack. And he can't pawn them off on a coworker or manager!

[Becks]

Well he has a reputation to maintain.

That he does.

[marasbaras]

hey, Pepsi really does taste better. Coke's blind taste-tests proved it.

Only if you like syrupy sweet colas. Bleh. Give me my acidic Coke!

[marasbaras]

It sounds like people who argue about Coca-Cola and Pepsi

There are definite differences in these two products.

And, I would imagine, quite the difference between rock and powdered cocaine.

[Sheldonrs]

Well he has a reputation to maintain.

[RecoveringKinkoid]

Probably didn't want to get yelled at by HIS sucky customers for running false advertising in the paper. An upgrade from crack to coke when you dont' actually have crack would be considered a bait and switch.