"Waah", and other stories from massochism land

[Chanlin]

I imagine the Ambien thing is a similar state to Sleep Paralysis. Basically the conscious mind is in a sleep state, but the body is not so you have very vivid hallucinations AKA dreams.

This is why I think drugs like this should be left alone. Screwing with brain chemistry, which we as humans admittedly don't fully understand, has clearly presented itself as not being the wisest of ideas. Yet here we go on and keep on doing it.

[fireheart]

I see you beat me to it.

*looks around to see chaos*

Okay, who said what about being hit with a salmon?

That would be me...

But only because Khiras admitted that there was a daddy complex.

[DGoddessChardonnay]

BERSERKER!!!!!

I see you beat me to it.

*looks around to see chaos*

Okay, who said what about being hit with a salmon?

[Music Mo-Gal]

I find the story comparing a homeless person to a cockroach to be very mean-spirited. I can understand needing to remove that person from your hotel, but to call him names and compare an unfortunate human being to vermin is cruel and in poor taste.

[smileyeagle1021]

Reminds me of a scene from Liar Liar.

"It's Skull. He's knocked over another ATM, this time at knifepoint. He needs your legal advice."

Jim Carrey: "STOP BREAKIN' THE LAW, ASSHOLE!!!!!!!"

that is the best advise ever

[otakuneko]

Corona. It's better than budwater, but only just.

May you two have a long and bountiful marriage.

God, if you're up there, please let them not have a bountfiul marriage. Shrivel the guy's balls, and tie up the girl's tubes so that their hellspawn may never be. Please?

[friendofjimmyk]

My love for you is like a truck

BERSERKER!!!!!

[KhirasHY]

I'm confused, guy who called got an email from his wife, who he is NOT with? And wife said she cut herself?
You got to the room, where was the blood? Who's actually crazy in this scenario?

No one, really...it's a sporatic problem with Ambien in particular (google "ambien problems"). The wife was in the hotel, the husband was home, but after she took the pill, she went into a state I can only describe as psychosis. She was still awake, but her "normal" mind was asleep. A lot of people who have this problem have done every thing you can imagine...playing games, having sex, driving, you name it. They wake up later and have no idea what they did, but sometimes they display personalities or behaviors that are radically different than normal.

So, the wife (while in this psychosis) believed that she had cut herself and was bleeding everywhere, and so she sent the message to her husband. In reality, there was no cut and no blood...she was hallucinating from the effects. Not sure of the percentage, but it does happen to some people.

[fireheart]

Ah, another fine, fine week in hotel land...in no particular order, let's get started!

I am not your father...

For some reason, everyone at my work has this weird "daddy complex" with me.

Daddy Khiras....EQ is beating me over the head with salmon!

It's not beer, it's piss water.

Buddy...let me educate you on something, Corona is not "too good" for anything. Personally, I see Corona as a type of punishment if you're actually willing to drink it.

And yet, some guy at my work walked out with a carton of it, resulting in my manager going flying over the service desk to chase after the guy. It has now become infamous at work and synonymous with the code for theft.

That part isn't said over the radio, so I'm working on papers and suddenly hear here around the corner, "Give me a breathalyzer, I'll prove you I'm not drunk!"

that definitely sounds like someone drunk. It's kind of like someone guilty of stealing going "OK, do a strip search on me and I'll show you I haven't got anything!" Person then proceeds to drop all.

My love for you is like a truck

But if you try to touch my c*&k ever again (yes, I caught them going for it beforehand and put a stop to that), I will rip your goddamn arms off and beat your parents about the head and face for ever producing you. This is why I carry sharp objects...

Can I touch it?

I hate Ambien. I can't help but wonder if, some day, I'm going to be "sleep murdered."

This is why when I was on sleeping meds, I spent the first night out on the couch in the family room so if I was having any hallucinations, assistance was easier.

I found a soundclip of "La Cucharacha" and played it over the phone to her cell phone a little while later...she came back to the hotel and handcuffed me to a luggage cart for a while as vengeance Totally worth it.

Nice to know your tastes I once tortured a coworker by humming "Elmo's World" repeatedly.

[Dave1982]

The 4th person tells me the story to try and get advice on how to fix it, since he was the drunk one.

Try...not getting hammered?

Reminds me of a scene from Liar Liar.

"It's Skull. He's knocked over another ATM, this time at knifepoint. He needs your legal advice."

Jim Carrey: "STOP BREAKIN' THE LAW, ASSHOLE!!!!!!!"

[NightWatch]

Ambien is of the devil. One of my friends takes it. She's only supposed to take half of one pill. One night she kept forgetting that she'd taken it cuz she was all fuckered up on it and ended up taking 3 and 1/2 pills. I hate Ambien.

[JoitheArtist]

This is almost impossible for me to stop, it's an instant reaction in most cases because you just don't grab someone from behind and start mounting them like that.

I surprised myself when I discovered that I have a similar reaction. I do NOT like people touching me 98% of the time, and never unexpectedly, and NEVER when I can't see them.

So I was on this youth group trip in high school, and I'm definitely not the most popular kid there, so most people just leave me alone. Fine by me. But one time I was standing in the aisle of the bus (not while it was moving), and felt someone JUMP on my BACK and wrap their arms around my throat.

One second later, I've thrown the annoying 7th grader off me, tossed him back against the row of seats, and have my forearm pressed against his throat. I had no idea I could do that...

Yeah, the brat didn't touch me again. Idiot.

[Imogene]

I get a call from a worried husband who got an e-mail from his wife saying she had cut herself and there was blood everywhere, "send help so I can get to sleep!"

I'm confused, guy who called got an email from his wife, who he is NOT with? And wife said she cut herself?
You got to the room, where was the blood? Who's actually crazy in this scenario?

[Evil Queen]

Bondage, huh?

Khiras, Have I mentioned I think you have a very sexy posting voice? As for the defensive, I do the foot thing too. It's the best way for little ol' me to trip someone up -- because after you've hooked your foot into the back of their knee and yank forward, they fall backwards and you can effectively body slam them.

I also hate Ambian. Welcome to the fucking club.

[Stryker One]

Slap my ass, pull my hair.

she came back to the hotel and handcuffed me to a luggage cart for a while

So, I see you're into bondage.