I'm stealing GK's post style this week

[smileyeagle1021]

Well, crud, you mean I gotta do it again? It's cold in that lobby, ya know.

sorry, next time I crank the heat before you get here

but please do come by and hit on me again

[RetailWorkhorse]

But you forgot to do it while naked.

Well, crud, you mean I gotta do it again? It's cold in that lobby, ya know.

[otakuneko]

*Walks into Smiley's hotel, hits his shoulder with a stick, and walks out*

Ta-DA~!

But you forgot to do it while naked.

[KhirasHY]

Hold on a sec...

You guys beat out Detroit?!?

It's the altitude...the air is thinner here since we're a mile over sea level, so when people drink, it takes less alcohol to get you to where you're "beyond help". It's made worse by people who travel here and aren't used to it; they drink the same amount that they drink at home, but get twice as drunk as a direct result, which results in all sorts of problems.

We also have a lot of very good breweries/micro-breweries in Denver, so the quality of beer is often both very good (much better than your average "Budweiser" type beer), and very strong (about 30-60% stronger than usual beers) before the altitude is taken into account. Now, this is great for those of us who can control our intake, but partiers really ruin it for us

[RetailWorkhorse]

I would love for someone attractive to hit on me at work.

*Walks into Smiley's hotel, hits his shoulder with a stick, and walks out*

Ta-DA~!

[PhotoChick]

Apparently the drunks in Wisconsin either don't get caught or just stay at home and drink.

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

Sadly, earlier this year, Denver was noted as the "Most Dangerously Drunk City" in the entire US. Colorado Springs is rated the #3 city. This was done by noting detox stints, arrests, accidents, injuries, deaths, and other misc. incidents related to alcohol in relation to population.

And this study came up with a place other than somewhere in Wisconsin as number 1?

Well, I for one am shocked.

[RebeccaOTool]

The number of drunk sc's should be startling...but it sadly isn't.

[Shards]

Sadly, earlier this year, Denver was noted as the "Most Dangerously Drunk City" in the entire US. Colorado Springs is rated the #3 city. This was done by noting detox stints, arrests, accidents, injuries, deaths, and other misc. incidents related to alcohol in relation to population.

So, despite us closing the bars for 7 hours every day, we're still the most dangerously drunk city in the US.

Hold on a sec...

You guys beat out Detroit?!?

[Gravekeeper]

very day, we're still the most dangerously drunk city in the US.

That takes....effort.

[Evil Queen]

Khiras, why do you have to deal with so many drunks?

[Mongo Skruddgemire]

Check.[/I] Sorry sir, you're not my type.
SC: How do you know? Maybe I'm a great kisser...give me a kiss!

A friend of mine had a similar situation. When asked "How do you know?" she replied "I'm Gay and you have a Penis. That's how I know you're not my type."

M

[Polenicus]

I'm Stuck

SC: I want to know what you're going to do for me!
Me: ....Sir? Maybe you can tell me what's happening and I can try to help.
SC: I've been stuck in an elevator for the last hour and no one's come to help me!
Me: Did you press the Call For Help button inside?
SC: NO! The elevator kept moving and opening, but it wouldn't go to my floor!
Me: ...................................Sir, did you swipe your room key in the key slot? There are several signs inside that point to it?
SC: No, everyone else did though. Why should I have to do it too!?
Me: It's for Security reasons sir...so no one has to worry about someone dangerous being on their floor.
SC: Who could be that dangerous!?

Errr... wait, let me get this perfectly clear.

You got on the elevator. It didn't work for you. You saw the signs instructing you how to make the elevator work for you. You saw people get on and operate the elevator in the manner described by the signs, this effectively giving you a visual demonstration of how to operate said elevator. Yet when the elevator refused to do your bidding, rather than heed what the sign said, and what other people were doing, and give it a try yourself, you stood in the damn thing for an hour trying to force it to take you where you wanted to go because you felt you were too important to swipe your keycard?

... gnnerf! (Sound of brain cells expiring messily)

Sir, I think you've made a terrible error! That elevator is always pushing people around, telling them what to do... the only way to get it to behave is to stand up to it... it should be taking you to your floor without you having to press any buttons! You march right on back into that elevator, and you show it who's boss! I'm sure you can stare it down!

[KhirasHY]

For a place with no alcohol after 2am you have a remarkable amount of intoxication occurring in the immediate area. They must know they'll be cut off and begin storing it in their cheeks for the winter.

But yeah, cops love it when you spit on them. Just makes their whole night. ><

Sadly, earlier this year, Denver was noted as the "Most Dangerously Drunk City" in the entire US. Colorado Springs is rated the #3 city. This was done by noting detox stints, arrests, accidents, injuries, deaths, and other misc. incidents related to alcohol in relation to population.

So, despite us closing the bars for 7 hours every day, we're still the most dangerously drunk city in the US.

[Imogene]

You better call me "sir" when you address me, boy.
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SC: How about I beat it out of you?
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SC: I wasn't talking to you, jackass.
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SC: I just want to get laid.

"I'm sorry, jackass, you missed the first two performances, and the third is sold out, it's not even standing room only now. Get the hell out of the lobby."
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"How about the police move your room to one with some beautiful gray bars, and if I ever see you on the property again, you'll be there longer?"
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I'm evil... I'd suggest the guy go to a Party City and find their luau section.
Or, if I had the free time, I'd go myself and buy the flowers on a necklace to throw at the next person to ask me for an escort service. "Well, there, you just got lei'd. Now piss off."