Weird Race Card

[Soulstealer]

What?!? You have refused to serve Nunavutians? What would Gatekeeper have to say about that?

I'm guessing he'd say 'thank you'. I suspect many of his callers are drunk or stupid enough without alcohol.

[NateTheChops]

Drunks are my favorite attraction when I go out to a bar. As long as they aren't touching me, talking to me, or breathing on me.

[taxguykarl]

In my bartending days, I've made it clear to drunks that they will only get coffee or soda pop the rest of my shift.

[Broomjockey]

Are they really call nunavutians? On Spore, I have named them Nunavites. I wonder if I can change that, its probably too late.

Nunavummiuq singular, Nunavummiut plural.

[tamezin]

What?!? You have refused to serve Nunavutians? What would Gatekeeper have to say about that?

Are they really call nunavutians? On Spore, I have named them Nunavites. I wonder if I can change that, its probably too late.

[Broomjockey]

Who is the Keymaster?

Rick Moranis.

[Nyoibo]

I think you are confusing GATEkeeper with GRAVEkeeper.

I think you're missing the point.

Who is the Keymaster?

[Jester]

I put the emphasis on the shouting, rather than the saying of something that stupid...

Okay, I missed the emphasis. My stupidity bad, dude.

[Ironclad Alibi]

I think you are confusing GATEkeeper with GRAVEkeeper.

Indeed I am. Probably several times.

[Broomjockey]

Broom, please.

*hands you a broom*


I know, but as I put the emphasis on the shouting, rather than the saying of something that stupid, I acknowledged that I felt the tosspot was stupid enough to say that under other circumstances. The booze just made him stupid enough to be vociferous.

[Jester]

Broom, please. Stupidity is not gained just from alcohol. All too many people are born with it, and alcohol just makes them stupidER.

[Broomjockey]

Sounds like he maybe should been cut off an extra drink or two ago, if he was plowed enough to shout something that stupid.

[Jester]

I think you are confusing GATEkeeper with GRAVEkeeper.

[Ironclad Alibi]

Yes sir. I AM treating you like a black man. But also like a hispanic, asian, Jew, or Nunavutian. No matter what color/race you are, if you're wasted, you're not getting served.

What?!? You have refused to serve Nunavutians? What would Gatekeeper have to say about that?

[NightWatch]

Yes sir. I AM treating you like a black man. But also like a hispanic, asian, Jew, or Nunavutian. No matter what color/race you are, if you're wasted, you're not getting served.