You can't get it if you don't ask

[edible_hat]

SC: You are going to hate me...
Me: (thinks) What do you mean, "going to"? (it was Toenail Man, so called because he went on in great detail about an operation on his toenails)
SC: (counts out a pile of small change, stands there)
Me: (stands there) (thinks: OK I'll play your little game)
SC: (stands there)
Me: (stands there)
SC: (stands there)
Me: (stands there)
SC: (points at cigarette display)
Me: (stands there)
SC: Cigarettes!
Me: Which ones do you want?
SC: (stands there looking confused)
Me: (serves 2 other customers)
SC: Longbeach 20.
Me: What colour?
SC: (stands there looking confused) Purple. I mean blue.


The funniest thing is, I'd run out of small change and was about to get some from the safe/change dispenser thingy just before he showed up.