The thief and his mom (Long, but funny ending!)

[Plaidman]

Well its a big fat no. Period. Corporate doesn't want people knowing where cameras are in our store.

Area manager told me that if anyone higher then her found out, i'd be fired as I was in front of the guy, and I just need to let people steal rather then do anything. Had I thrown a punch, even to defend myself, I'd be fired.

So sorry, no tape for anyone.

[Pagan]

And what do you want to bet that Mama was 4-foot-nothin' tall, too?