Awww nuts! I almost got to see a hot chick take off her clothes. (language warning)

[depechemodefan]

I looked at the title and wondered if you were being sarcastic. Nitwit, thinking the bathroom would be cleared out just for her. You should have suggested a phone booth.

[draftermatt]

I feel guilty for this one

My parents picked up subs for all of us once, and my wife's had lettuce on it. Which was odd as that particular sub isn't supposed to get lettuce.

So I took it back and explained, guy apologized and made a new one. I asked if he could make two since I'd like to purchase another as I'm still hungry (and I wonder why I'm fat). He says sure, makes two subs, hands them to me and walks into the back. Didn't even try to charge me.

[Mr Hero]

Plumbers Don't Wear Ties?

You sir, deserve a cookie. Well done.

I was actually listening to an interview this morning with the female lead of that "game." and I had never even heard of it until a few months ago when I saw a review for it on Game Trailers.

[casey13]

Yeah, I remember when I worked at a pizza place on campus, we had this one man come in near closing time. He insisted we made his sub wrong so the cooks remade it. He asked for the other sandwich back but we said no. He insisted that he usually was allowed to take the sub home. Sounded like he was abusing the system a little bit. We didn't give in to him because we remade his sub really quickly.

[HorrorFrogPrincess]

I feel guilty for this one

I was at my favorite restaraunt I eat at that's on the way from the bank to my work. I only get to come here after depositing a check. I placed an order and they screwed it up with the wrong type of meat. They remake the order and comp my drink.

As I was eating, I realized I had enough cash that I could buy the mistake burrito and save it for during work. I go up to the register and I ask her if I could buy that other burrito since I didn't want them to lose money by throwing it out. She hands me the burrito and wishes me a nice day. Again I tell her that I wanted to pay for the burrito. Again my request is denied. I tried. A less honest person could use this to his advantage by mistakenly having the order screwed up and taking home that free burrito.

Don't feel guilty. An SC would DEMAND the burrito for free because "you're just going to throw it away". You offered to pay, and didn't make demands. That absolves you of any and all potential suck, and I'm revoking your guilt-license.

Similar thing happened to me once. Ordered a personal pizza with pepperoni, and when I picked it up, no pepperoni. They made me a right one, and let me take the cheese. I asked if they didn't want to keep it, it could be lunch for someone.

Long story short, I ate the cheese for lunch the next day.

[Dave1982]

TAKE OFF YOUR DAMN CLOTHES!!! (cookies for refrence)

Plumbers Don't Wear Ties?

[Mr Hero]

Who says there's nothing good on TV?

First and final update to that last story. Cunt came in to help Bitch look for the CC and ID. They found it in the room...on top of the TV.

Cunt them comes down to apologize to me for how she acted.

When I called my brother about this story, he figured everything would wrap up and I'd be cleared. He thought they'd apologize. I didn't think I would. If we made a bet, I'd have lost.

[bainsidhe]

Is it wrong of me to hope the dynamic duo gets locked out of the room and they ask for a keycard replacement? Which one needs ID for. Which your camera proves they received and immediately lost.

[Mr Hero]

TAKE OFF YOUR DAMN CLOTHES!!! (cookies for refrence)

I'm not sure if she was a customer or not. She came in wanting a private place to change her outfit. Manager gave her directions to the public restroom.

SC: It's locked.
M: There's someone in there.
SC: Well where else am I going to go? I have an interview in 10 minutes.
M: I'm sorry
SC: Well, what do you want me to do? Change right here?

She then storms out the door. "G**D***it!"

I feel guilty for this one

I was at my favorite restaraunt I eat at that's on the way from the bank to my work. I only get to come here after depositing a check. I placed an order and they screwed it up with the wrong type of meat. They remake the order and comp my drink.

As I was eating, I realized I had enough cash that I could buy the mistake burrito and save it for during work. I go up to the register and I ask her if I could buy that other burrito since I didn't want them to lose money by throwing it out. She hands me the burrito and wishes me a nice day. Again I tell her that I wanted to pay for the burrito. Again my request is denied. I tried. A less honest person could use this to his advantage by mistakenly having the order screwed up and taking home that free burrito.



Godwin's Law and CC Fraud

This one's a doozie. When I clicked the "New Topic" button, I thought this was all wrapped up. Then I got a phone call that changed everything.

I made a reservation that was under Bitch's name, but Cunt would be staying there. I explain to Bitch that she would need to pe present if this is the CC I'd be using.

A little bit later, Cunt comes in and hands me Bitch's CC and Cunt's ID. I apologize to Cunt and tell her the names on the CC and ID have to match. Cunt then hands me Bitch's ID.

Me: I'm sorry, but that won't work either. Bitch needs to be here.
C: But the names match. I feel like I'm dealing with the Gestapo.

A few minutes later, Bitch checks in and I verify the picture the person in front of me Match. I hand her back her CC and ID.

This is where I would have ended the story. We all would have had a few laughs at how absurd Cunt was being, and Sheddon would have something witty to say. I would have pointed out how funny it is that her room happens to be next door to some guests who speak German.

Then I get the call. Cunt was on the other line screaming at me accusing me of not handing Bitch back her CC and ID and accusing me of having kept it for myself. THIS IS ID THEFT YADDA YADDA!!! I keep explaining to her that I handed back her ID and CC and I could contact a mngr who has access to the security video. (I said this in attempt to call their bluff)

We do have the video and I'm thankful for that. I was just hoping mentioning it would have been enough of a deterrant.

There will likely be updates on this one.