To my customers

[phantasy]

*glides out of dark corner, brings in chocolate and strawberry trifle*

Ugh. I truly hope you have a better day tomorrow. You need something nice. Something like a flamethrower. With built in stupid-seeking missiles. And a chocolate blaster that can be aimed at your own mouth.

*Steals chocolate bacon and glides back into dark corner*

[Stryker One]

Sorry

Every time a read a story like this from overseas, it makes me feel a little bit, relieved, sorry. It's just nice to hear that the US doesn't, in fact, have a monopoly on the assh*le gene.

[Food Lady]

Miss_Stress, how is it you work on the other side of the pond, yet you get all my customers?

[XCashier]

I just do not understand why people feel the need to be so nasty to customer service workers. Are their lives so hideous they just have to take it out on someone else?

Be grateful you aren't them. And have a Bailey's milkshake...chocolate, of course.

[Miss_Stress]

I've got some bacon chocolate (not as good as it sounds) and peanut butter double chocolate cookies (way better than they sound).

They sound WONDERFUL!

[trailerparkmedic]

... Wouldn't that make them...sex?

Fiance says they are almost but not quite as good as sex. Check out the recipe here. I use a bag of chocolate chips and a bag of peanut butter chips and bake them a bit longer than the recipe says.

Sorry for the threadjack!

[EricKei]

peanut butter double chocolate cookies (way better than they sound).

... Wouldn't that make them...sex?

Offers up some Death By Chocolate with a on top

[trailerparkmedic]

I've got some bacon chocolate (not as good as it sounds) and peanut butter double chocolate cookies (way better than they sound).

[MoonCat]

Chocolate, brandy and perhaps some Chilly Grape Salad (grapes, cream cheese & sour cream, brown sugar & cinnamon...and I threw in some strawberries this time)

[tropicsgoddess]

Of course! Don't you know that the first words anyone learns in a new language are the bad words?

Or the bad words are what piques their interest in learning a foreign language...

Here's some triple chocolate and a choco-tini. Some people really suck...big time.

[Kristev]

Children. That's why the store is always trashed on Saturdays. Children, and the children they bring with them.

[Miss_Stress]

Thanks for all the alcohol and chocolate offerings! I feel slightly better now but my stomach is already knotting at the thought of what tomorrow will bring.

[Marmalady]

Let me cut you an inordinately large slice of my chocolate mousse cake with a helping of fresh raspberries on the side.

Saturdays are always hell at the store - I don't know why, but the place gets trashed worse on this day than any other day of the week.

[EvilEmpryss]

Oh yeah...they don't speak English very well, but they know enough to call you 'bitch' when you don't understand them? Grrrr......

Of course! Don't you know that the first words anyone learns in a new language are the bad words?

[Enjis]

Oh yeah...they don't speak English very well, but they know enough to call you 'bitch' when you don't understand them? Grrrr......