79 minutes into a 12 hour day

[fma_fanatic]

I thought people like this were a myth... there's another couple notches down on my faith in humanity meter.

Newp. I got a few of these when we started renovations at our office. People didn't appreciate me coughing because of the dust. Sorry, but they don't put me in a bubble as things are torn apart and dust flies.

These type of people are related to those who bitch if someone dares to laugh as the phone is answered.

[vikingchyk]

Crap, they need to start screen call center employees for colds. I didn't know viruses could get transfered over hundreds of miles of phone lines!

At first, I thought it said to screen calls for clods. Well, that's too good to be true. Sorry. I'm a wee bit dyslexic today

[Kristev]

I don't know what to say. Viruses and germs can be spread over the telephone? Do they competely fail to teach science in science classes these days?

[cinema guy]

I didn't know viruses could get transfered over hundreds of miles of phone lines!

You can catch viruses from your computer too, apparently.

[Andara Bledin]

Mwahahaha!

I just installed Skype, so I have yet another vector for spreading my own special little germs.

^-.-^

[BaristaTrav]

SC: HOW DARE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE SICK! YOU COULD GET ME SICK! TRANSFER ME TO SOMEONE HEALTHY!

if only.. IF ONLY!!!!!!!

[Magpie]

BW, don't worry about getting pregnant over the phone. Just put a condom over the handset, and you'll be 85%* safe (98%* if used as directed).


*numbers are ballpark only, because I can't find the study information for the table I used, just the results, so I don't know if it's any good.

[Mytical]

*gives Wenchie a backrub* Yes, we can joke about it and all, but seriously? Internet and phone can transmit germs now? The planet is doomed.

[LillFilly]

Perhaps she was, by chance, calling via WonkaVision???

[Andara Bledin]

So far, I've managed to avoid losing my voice with this bronchitis crap. When I lose my voice and have to talk, I sound like I work for a phone sex line.

I have been told, by a number of unrelated individuals, that I should consider that line of work... >_>

^-.-^

[Wenchie]

If I had that power, I would totally be answering the phones!

I'm sorry, you want a supervisor because "there's no way you used that many minutes" and you didn't check them all month and you can't be bothered to even look at your bill to see who you called?

COUGH COUGH COUGH

*giggles* You're right. I would so pass on the plague to all the EWs I could find.

[angelicafire]

If I had that power, I wouldn't be answering the phone.

If I had that power, I would totally be answering the phones!

I'm sorry, you want a supervisor because "there's no way you used that many minutes" and you didn't check them all month and you can't be bothered to even look at your bill to see who you called?

COUGH COUGH COUGH

[Wenchie]

There you are, you'll get pregnant yet .

*runs and hides*

[Mikkel]

When I lose my voice and have to talk, I sound like I work for a phone sex line. I get hit on enough over the phone at my job...

There you are, you'll get pregnant yet .

[Wenchie]

It's a good thing that you aren't on a phone sex line, you might have been pregnant by now .

ACK! Don't even mention that possibility!

*giggles*

So far, I've managed to avoid losing my voice with this bronchitis crap. When I lose my voice and have to talk, I sound like I work for a phone sex line. I get hit on enough over the phone at my job...