Tales From the Lounge: Cheapskate Edition

[crazyclerk12]

Sorry Shalom, got you beat. Started wearing glasses beginning of kindergarten.
Didn't know that made me a perv. Oh well.

[Shalom]

Got you guys beat, I've been wearing mine since halfway through Head Start (similar to kindergarten, say about 4 years old). Probably needed them even before that, but until I started reading and they saw me holding the book three inches in front of my nose, they didn't know.

Never knew that this is what made me the pervert I am today, though...

[Jester]

Wait...you can tell someone's a pervert if they wear glasses?

Clearly I'm a pervert.

Not that anyone ever needed to see me wearing glasses to know THAT!

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

Hell, I've been wearing glasses since the end of third grade. And here I thought I was a late bloomer.

3rd grade was when I statrted as well.

Midway through first grade, IIRC.

I win. So far, anyway.

[BroSCFischer]

Because, of course, insulting you, the gatekeeper, will convince you to let them in for free.

Actually, I am the Night Auditor for the Hotel, though they DID insult the gatekeeper, who told them we didn't need their business.

Hell, I've been wearing glasses since the end of third grade. And here I thought I was a late bloomer.

3rd grade was when I statrted as well.

SC

[DGoddessChardonnay]

Hell, I've been wearing glasses since the end of third grade. And here I thought I was a late bloomer.

I started wearing mine in the 5th grade . . . been a proud perv for almost 2/3 of my life now.

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

Wait...you can tell someone's a pervert if they wear glasses?
To the librarians convention!!

Not without me!

[MoonCat]

Wait...you can tell someone's a pervert if they wear glasses?
To the librarians convention!!

Hell, I've been wearing glasses since the end of third grade. And here I thought I was a late bloomer.

[Redbeard]

Wait...you can tell someone's a pervert if they wear glasses?
To the librarians convention!!

[TonyDonuts]

Because, of course, insulting you, the gatekeeper, will convince you to let them in for free.

And give them free drinks for their inconvenience, of course.

How does that even make sense? You know, up in your head meat?

[Sleepwalker]

Now I've got that Money for Nothing song in my head.

[BroSCFischer]

Three guys show up at 1AM, and got ticked off that they had to pay $3 cover (Bar closes at 2AM). They walked off, here are some of the comments made (by at least one of them).

"Did you look in there, they're all gay."
(to me)"What're you lookin' at, you little pervert."
"Look at the little pervert, with the glasses. Look at him."

I just watched them until they were out the doors, as it appeared to annoy them.

The cover charge is not new, and they chose to come that late.

SC