Towing Tidbits, This Week In Review

[dendawg]

Do NOT get me started on lawyer jokes.

I Will.

What do you have with a hundred lawyers buried up to their necks in cat shit?

Not enough cat shit.

[Jester]

Do NOT get me started on lawyer jokes.

I know far too many of them to stay out of trouble.....

[downforit2008]

This thread had made me think up a lawyer joke:

Q: What do you call a busload of lawyers going off a cliff?
A: A good start!

A little corny, but it was just going through my head.

[pzychobitch]

Was that the Lambo that was towed the other week that made such big news? lol

I'd love to see the story behind that one.

[Argabarga]

Nope, but it was one of those pricey "exotics" that only NFL players or spoiled rich kids of Prime Ministers tend to drive

[Mystic]

We Told Ya We'd Shoot, Why Didn't you Believe Us?

Guy illegally parks his high-six-figure-sticker-priced car, one of our tow trucks sees it and hooks it up. Guy comes running out with a sob story, but it doesn't matter, he owes us a drop, $65.

Was that the Lambo that was towed the other week that made such big news? lol

[Cat Herder]

I'm always amazed at the stupidity of people who think they can somehow make a traffic violation go away by throwing away or destroying the ticket. HOw stupid do you have to be to think that that slip of paper the cop handed you is the only record in existence of the violation?

*remembers where he is*

Oh...right.

That reminds me: I once had a roommate who would rip up bills she couldn't pay and then stuff them back into the mailbox. (I'm talking about personal bills such as CC bills, not shared bills such as utility bills.)

[Aria]

I unloaded the car, re-packed my truck, shot the breeze a bit with the garage owner and when I left 20 minutes later, it was STILL going by.... to the exasperation of the lengthening line of cars.

This is why I always have a book in the car. Well, one of the reasons.

[thehuckster]

His Majesty Doth Not Wish to be Fined

9.1, 8.9, 9.4, 9.4, 9.0 and the Russian judge scores him an unimpressed 7.6, he's got to be disappointed at that.

I'm unimpressed, too. He didn't even say what superior job he had or his current life's crisis to justify his case!

[PepperElf]

50% of Lawyers Graduate in the Bottom of Their Class You Know!

I'm betting the student is going to try to argue the law when picking it up - or claim to be a lawyer.

as for your quote... one of the judges in my home town graduated 3rd from the bottom in my high school

His Majesty Doth Not Wish to be Fined

I don't see how you can "take it back" anyway since you weren't the one issuing it.

We Told Ya We'd Shoot, Why Didn't you Believe Us?

sure you can't force him to pay the bill but you sure as hell can make sure he suffers if he doesn't

Now you just need to learn how to do it with Sylvester Stallones slur =p

the last one is the best!

[Kagato]

I think I can sum up those first three with one simple sentence...

*in a deep, gravel-gargling voice*: "The LAW?!...I AM the law!"

Now you just need to learn how to do it with Sylvester Stallones slur =p

[depechemodefan]

While I do miss the trains (we don't have a train in this county), I do not miss the wait.

Last time I looked my county is the county with the most train accidents. Not sure if it's for Texas or the US.

[EricKei]

I think I can sum up those first three with one simple sentence...

*in a deep, gravel-gargling voice*: "The LAW?!...I AM the law!"

[Andara Bledin]

Him- Here, you can have this back
Me- I'm not taking that back
Him- Well I don't want it, so I'm giving it back
Me- You can't give it back to me Sir, that's yours to pay
Him- Well, I'm not paying it so you might as well take it
Me - I'm not taking that back
Him- Fine! *throws ticket at my feet* I gave it back, so you can't collect on that! Good luck getting any cash out of me!

This entire scene is like a bit straight out of Parking Wars, I swear.

^-.-^

[csquared]

His Majesty Doth Not Wish to be Fined

Him- Here, you can have this back
Me- I can't take it back as I did not give it to you.

Fixed that for you.

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While I do miss the trains (we don't have a train in this county), I do not miss the wait.