This just made my morning!
Guest comes down to get pillows and make sure that his cat is registered. CW makes a note of the cat so Housekeeping doesn't go in there. We're out of pillows at the front desk, so I let the guest know I'll go find some and run them up to him.
When I get there, the guest has a sign posted in his window:
When the guest answered the door, I said, "Killer cat, huh? I don't know if we can accept those!" 
Guest: "Yeah, she's vicious!"
Killer kitties, lol!
Guest comes down to get pillows and make sure that his cat is registered. CW makes a note of the cat so Housekeeping doesn't go in there. We're out of pillows at the front desk, so I let the guest know I'll go find some and run them up to him.
When I get there, the guest has a sign posted in his window:
KILLER CAT
Please do not enter
For kitty's safety and your own!
Please do not enter
For kitty's safety and your own!

Guest: "Yeah, she's vicious!"

Killer kitties, lol!
