The Perfect Caller

[PuckishOne]

I have a perfect call everytime the other person doesn't call me "Kevin", "Colin", "Carmen" "Corwin", "Kalin" "Kenny" or "Corey".

This happens to me all the time, and some days (today would be a sparkling example) it really annoys me. I feel for you on this one, Corbin.







My perfect calls are usually the ones who hang up, too.

[Spiffy McMoron]

My perfect calls usually start with 1-900...

Seriously, though, I have a perfect call everytime the other person doesn't call me "Kevin", "Colin", "Carmen" "Corwin", "Kalin" "Kenny" or "Corey". (My real name is Cameron, BTW.) Also, if I don't have to describe the part that I need in some crazy, fucked-up, "It's-the-part-that-has-the-hook-on-it-to-the-left-of-the-head-gasket" -style of ordering would be nice, as well.

As long as it meets those two requirements, it's gravy.

[kissingwhiskey79]

I take supervisory calls from internal CS reps, so my *perfect call* is when the rep starts out with "Oh my god, I don't know whats wrong with this lady, she's called me every name in the book, she never pays her bills and...oh, she just hung up..OK nevermind."

[friendofjimmyk]

My perfect calls are the ones where the customer hangs up just before I start my opening spiel.

Me: "Thank you for..."
*click*

Love it!

Ahh, those are very nice!

[HawaiianShirts]

I had one of those today!

Me: Computers, this is Hawaiian Shirts.
Caller: Hey, I just got a computer from you guys yesterday and...
Me: ... ... ... Did you have a question about it?
Caller: Well, I... wait... Nevermind. I figured it out. Thanks! *click*

It was a momentous occasion.

[phillippbo]

My perfect calls are the ones where the customer hangs up just before I start my opening spiel.

Me: "Thank you for..."
*click*

Love it!

[Dips]

My perfect callers call when I'm not stuck answering the phones.

[Lobo]

I finally had the perfect caller today. He understood every step and instruction that I laid out for him and did it all without questioning me if I was sure it would work. What could be the sum of this call? Glad you fraggin' asked!

Me- The Lobo.
SC- Smart Caller

SC: My HP printer refuses to print my address lables, I've got the right paper but with MS Word it only prints about half the page.

Me: Ok, I think you've got the wrong number. You might want to check the number and call again.

SC: Will do. *hangs up*

See? Perfect caller, direct, to the point, and doesn't question instructions. Now if only the bastiches who call me on purpose could do that...