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  1. "Why is the gate not going up?"
  2. I demand to pay that price!
  3. At this rate, it will be 2013 before it's resolved.
  4. "No, I'm not open, I just get paid to stand here and do nothing."
  5. Pointless waste of time
  6. Empty brain ?
  7. Way to shoplift...
  8. A Short One
  9. I don't care what you are doing
  10. Too early to get cash.
  11. No Signal
  12. You cant drive . . . its not our fault!
  13. upper 3 star does not equal whatever a cheap room is
  14. Unintentional suckage
  15. yep, he listened
  16. Strangely yes.
  17. Do You Have Any Sort of Cheese at All?...
  18. "regular" skim milk
  19. Obvious Answers...
  20. And another Spoiler Alert: The Titanic sinks in the end!
  21. Certifiable
  22. Wrong shoes...
  23. It's a police raid!!! erm.. no it isn't
  24. My Going-Away Present...
  25. Nash General Hospital
  26. Ms. No Short Term Memory:
  27. Not enough parking spots for today's events; "visitor's cannot park?"
  28. The sun is a mass of burning wood, apparently.
  29. Pointless Pushing
  30. Funniest Thing A Customer Ever Said To You?
  31. Mail Call
  32. Minimum five is less than five
  33. Drive thru slip
  34. I do NOT look like her!
  35. We're not called that anymore!
  36. Long Island Ice Tea
  37. Why yes I am oblivious...
  38. Gift Cards and Old People Don't Mix
  39. Forgotten alarm code
  40. What date is that again?
  41. Breakfasting on autopilot
  42. There's a Different Moon for Every Place!
  43. Wow, nothing awkward or weird about that....
  44. Literally
  45. You just got PWNED.............
  46. Wherin A Typo Means the Difference Between A Single System and the Entire Domain
  47. This place is like a broken record
  48. Oh fun! The Tornado Experience!
  49. Our trolleys are free...
  50. Let's see how this one develops
  51. My first americans
  52. Greetings, Great One! - Wait, not spam?
  53. that IS the exit to outside
  54. Taking lazy to new lows
  55. Canned
  56. Good thing I count my change
  57. At The Doctor's Office
  58. not oranges
  59. "The university is supposed to have tokens"
  60. Kiddie Room
  61. she's being nice, she must want me!
  62. Customer quotes that have made my week... special
  63. Scottish Geography
  64. The Tale of the Missing Car
  65. Duh!....Me Know Math Good......
  66. THREE (SCs) for the price of one!
  67. I had to laugh
  68. Person nearest you =/= employee
  69. just a humerous story a friend told me about his job
  70. my ticks don't have lyme
  71. "Miss Church"
  72. Sweet...and sour!
  73. remind me not to eat the cereal at his house.
  74. "It's a silent number"
  75. AC issue
  76. Quick retail spaz
  77. Thanks for that emasculation.
  78. Signs
  79. Did I Miss That One??
  80. Customer "tried" to park in the faculty/staff garage
  81. sometimes he makes me laugh
  82. spelling mistakes; or how the librarian must guess the word
  83. If you press the button it will come
  84. Another communication problem
  85. New customer not rolling down his window at the open window
  86. You'll have to speak up, my ears are still ringing
  87. Pet Cemetary...
  88. Gambling addiction
  89. Another name for the Freshman Summer Success program
  90. Vacation = Off The Clock Two Point Oh...
  91. YOU know the type...
  92. Take me out to the ballgame (plus an extra inning bonus!)
  93. Just wanted someone to tell
  94. smoking rooms
  95. What's a pin?
  96. A Security Brain Burp
  97. Twenty-five is NOT less than twenty!
  98. Guy thought token machine was a change machine
  99. "I need help inside the library so let me call the library."
  100. Good Girl *pat, pat*
  101. Not sucky just so DUMB
  102. dumb lady
  103. OMG I LOST MY WALLET! ..... no, it's right there.
  104. What did she give me???
  105. Numbers and Colors.
  106. Yes, the flags are displayed correctly.
  107. absent co-worker
  108. I have a bad habit of speaking before thinking.
  109. Do you know where the bathroom is?
  110. I must have been hired without my knowledge
  111. Special Me
  112. Whoever's trying to put the VHS tapes in the plastic clamshell cases upright
  113. You know, you know, you know, rinse and repeat
  114. How do you not know your pin #?
  115. Your skull is echoing....
  116. Drink vs. Cleaner
  117. typical call to the library
  118. So my entire carriage full of items is too big to come through express?
  119. CW restroom etiquette brain burp (I hope)
  120. Jack's complete lack of observation
  121. An oddly worded reply?
  122. Short and weird
  123. "I'll have some Grinch dressing with that."
  124. I thought this was cute
  125. Forgotten Change
  126. But my debit card doesn't have a PIN!
  127. Bear Repellent = Invisibility
  128. rates elsewhere
  129. but we're THERE
  130. I guess it's meant to be
  131. "I am trying to get out the door"
  132. Fire Exit =\= Bathroom
  133. Take the money. PLEASE!
  134. new job new problems
  135. 6 years old is wayyyy too old to have a pacifier.
  136. He thought he gave me a $20.00.
  137. Customers who schedule appointments on days they are not available
  138. There was a battering ram in the store today...
  139. Not quite a PEBKAC error.
  140. paranoid old lady week
  141. Chemistry fail
  142. Parcel Pickup =/= exit
  143. I was called a liar...
  144. I'm glad I wasn't at work for these as I would have no IQ points by now
  145. Hotel Newbie
  146. the conversation that ate my brain
  147. Forgot a Detail, eh? Babysitting Adventures.
  148. Mistaken identity at Green Bay Packers practice
  149. Sir, You Have To Pay For Those!
  150. Dumb. Da Dumb Dumb.
  151. It's Nice To Be Independent
  152. My own brain burp at Wal-Mart
  153. do you think it gets here by magic?
  154. How?
  155. CW brain burp
  156. OCD
  157. First post and a brain burp on my fault..
  158. rates, other state
  159. brain burp regarding the office window
  160. I Should've Brought the Helmet
  161. Dammit, in this hotel we obey the laws of thermodynamics!
  162. But your light was ON!
  163. oblivious
  164. Kinda slow, aren't ya?
  165. Brain burp? Drunk burp? I don't know.
  166. The Oddest Phone Call in a LONG time...
  167. Blib blib!
  168. I'm off today...
  169. I'm good at them numbers and stuff
  170. Abstract conversation......
  171. Dangit
  172. Dirty looks at Planned Parenthood.
  173. Wherein Blas Doesn't Know What The Sun Is..
  174. TeeHee
  175. Six plus one equals 7 (Or, thank you, Captain Obvious!)
  176. What night?
  177. Are you serious or just messing with me?
  178. What was that man's job ?
  179. The not-so Gold Stars...
  180. Do you actually want to pay more than how much the item is?!
  181. Reading: A (totally) lost art
  182. Father of the year.
  183. If you go into a store for a job application...
  184. They Have Erections!
  185. "Can you tell me where the exit is?"
  186. So I called to subscribe to Nintendo Power.
  187. Exit?
  188. My own little brain burp this morning...
  189. The Bartender's Brain Burp.
  190. It's all a bunch of WILLIES!
  191. For the millionth time, I am not a supervisor!
  192. This is an express lane.
  193. "Why do I owe more?"
  194. Two Burps, One Day
  195. Blanked on Sugar Pumpkin Code
  196. Chinglish names???
  197. L, Brother B, and "Sue-Ellen"
  198. I'm sorry, I can't turn the rain off...
  199. duhh
  200. Call of Duty is not to be played like guitar hero (long)
  201. Wording Mistakes
  202. Got milk?
  203. New Concept!
  204. mispronunciations of the written word
  205. WHICH ONE? (short)
  206. Wherein I nearly laugh in your face
  207. EW turns into total brain burp.
  208. That's Not A Woodpecker....
  209. Twist it and see what it does
  210. That's spelt wrong!
  211. That's not a stimulant! That's not a stimulant at all!
  212. Tales from the darkside... er Library
  213. Gotta keep those credit cards chilled...
  214. Yes, let us go get in the TARDIS and we'll take care of that
  215. No, Not That Type of Leatherman
  216. Please be joking.
  217. Trapped!
  218. non-existent caller
  219. What's the difference!?
  220. Under the influence...Of stupidity!
  221. it's not programmed to think for you
  222. I feel positively ancient
  223. ...Soda is not beer. Sorry.
  224. "What direction does I25 North go?"
  225. I Think There's a Difference
  226. Key-cards made cheaply
  227. Don't send your non-sewing spouse to the fabric store!
  228. SCO Brain Burp
  229. Wonder what that movie's about.
  230. The Signature
  231. A riddle
  232. Amusing Brain Burp at the Hobby Store.
  233. Why are you telling me?!
  234. Safes aren't portable
  235. Lexmark isn't HP.
  236. Do you swim in it?
  237. Sheepism; or, People are stupid.
  238. o.O...just o.O
  239. cookie lady
  240. Yes, the brand is the brand....
  241. What is this thing called common sense?
  242. At least he made me laugh.
  243. MT tax
  244. toliet gurgles
  245. Since when do we carry...
  246. Purchase Order Fail
  247. Dumbass Roundup
  248. Got more change than I needed
  249. Lovely Knife but...
  250. That's why we switched.