PDA

View Full Version : Brain Burps

Pages : 1 2 3 [4] 5 6
  1. Can I take?
  2. Sorry, no magic scanning faeries in the SCOs
  3. Die Hard: John Retires to Write His Memoir
  4. hot water story
  5. HOW old was that bread?
  6. Blue Moon
  7. Gender brain crap
  8. Very minor WTF, but if this is how the new year is coming in, I'm unplugging me phone
  9. I had a moment
  10. Cross-Job Fun; Customers Do Odd Things.
  11. Om nom nom osmosis
  12. I Didn't Think I'd Get One of These Here
  13. Remote =/= Key
  14. What do you bathe the baby in?
  15. He was in tears.
  16. Irony at its finest
  17. Time travel unlocked.
  18. The barn door is open? Oops...
  19. Which side of the street?
  20. Yes, there is such a thing as a dumb question...
  21. Common Sense...
  22. Cash, credit, health care card ... ?
  23. Is basic math too much to ask for?
  24. Even if it's in the bag?
  25. It went thataway!
  26. I really hope not...
  27. Wrong One!! Your doing the WRONG ONE!
  28. Watlow/WaddleO
  29. Jumping the gun
  30. How to Confuse My Coworkers
  31. wrong key card
  32. Oh the tales I will tell....
  33. Not for you
  34. I can do MATH, I'm awesome!
  35. Customer is very hard to understand
  36. Wherein the Dytch confesses to pwnage
  37. Selective seeing?
  38. Dinner Disaster
  39. The White Queen: historical novel, or historical fiction?
  40. During the Blizzard...
  41. Enjoy your trip, short as it will be
  42. "Is that really your lunch?" --- "... uhhh... "
  43. kinda out of it?
  44. I can't have THAT many complaints!
  45. Well, I hope that doesn't come back to bite me...
  46. Cookies Om nom nom...
  47. a 2 fer
  48. Two short tales
  49. Ignition Interlock
  50. Tracing Paper and Tattoos
  51. So much irony packed into such a small incident.
  52. Toll-free woes and so many levels of fail
  53. Non existant 5th Floor
  54. Future cops
  55. Chicken and fish: two different things
  56. Yes of course I will sell you that beer!
  57. Bow before my amazing power!
  58. The Riddler...
  59. 52 paper pick-up
  60. My own brain Burp
  61. A Message for the Owner
  62. Photo paper, cell phone chargers, and headphones, oh my!
  63. Hey, that looks like...
  64. Why We Have Signs
  65. Still The Wrong Card
  66. Confused Old Lady
  67. I'm on a diet, remember?
  68. Obvious questions only an idiot would ask
  69. Why can't I buuuuyyyy it?!?
  70. Loctite... it works
  71. That's why you're the customer and I'm the...reservations taking guy
  72. Say What?
  73. Rapscallion's brew?
  74. Almost, but not quite
  75. Too heavy for a thief to lift!
  76. It helps to write down the right plate number
  77. I don't know the title of the book but do you have it?
  78. So. Very. Stupid.
  79. You can just tell me.
  80. Thanks, God. Dopplegangers. And other....oddities.
  81. Caffeine, a vital part of your child's diet (Long)
  82. So what do I do?
  83. I need a battery for my solar calcuator.
  84. Green thing!!!
  85. You're looking for what?
  86. A classic "Do You Work Here" . . .
  87. Punctuation makes a difference
  88. Now I know why she needed a break. (long)
  89. Flying bacon and sticky feet
  90. Yeah, maybe for when Dracula invades.
  91. Remotes are difficult!
  92. Well I call it something else
  93. *giggle* You're a guy
  94. We've gone from bar to Derp Depository!
  95. Needs moar context. (Short)
  96. Do not try this at home (Very graphic - WAY TMI)
  97. Where being a WaterBender would be very helpful...
  98. Well Then, Just Take Your Business Over There!
  99. if you really think this...you probably shouldn't be working here.
  100. I almost laughed
  101. I controlled my temper. It WAS a boring weekend. (language)
  102. I think it's time for summer.
  103. Customers request when told Visitor Parking is closed
  104. Brain out of (dinner) service - longish
  105. Work on your vocabulary!
  106. Signs Again
  107. Two floors, and one restroom, apparently.
  108. what did you think that was for?
  109. Go back to School...
  110. well, that was awkard
  111. Does Not Compute *Head Explodes*
  112. Hair cut
  113. Still Not Psychic
  114. Never shopping with us again?
  115. Reeeeeaaaalllly? Are you sure???
  116. In What World Is Climbing The Shelves "Safe?"
  117. Did you Know...?
  118. To the Tune of Ministry's 'Burning Inside'
  119. Well, this was awkward...
  120. many burps...
  121. Little kids + small plastic bags = not a good idea
  122. Pay attention
  123. Customer thought Faculty/Staff garage was for visitors
  124. I hope this has been enlightening for you
  125. Moron Meets Meter
  126. Just Enough To Leave You Scratching Your Head
  127. Odd thingsing in the Night.
  128. AM showers, PM earthquakes
  129. Hubby calls it "The Luggage Thing"
  130. Do you work here?
  131. A new reason to homeschool my kids
  132. A Little Help, Guys?
  133. Some People Just Can't Handle Change...
  134. I Can't De-Activate!
  135. It's on the menu, but it doesn't exist....
  136. Email frolics
  137. there are no words...
  138. Contract employee: "I cannot go to work today?"
  139. Technology has made me dumb...
  140. Fun at the Airport
  141. You need proof of age to work here!
  142. THAT was not a lost child!
  143. Obsolet vodka
  144. All of Them?
  145. "The one is for the change..."
  146. Cake guy
  147. Fiery equals ?
  148. Is it Coming Through the Phone Line?
  149. Vacuums
  150. Yes, you can have ice
  151. Where the FURk is My Coat?!
  152. I deeply apologize to the fantastic waitress at Montana's...
  153. Read your coupons before using them!
  154. I think I know what I am
  155. Visitor parking closed re: construction; "But I have a class"
  156. Customer had 2 brain burps
  157. Numbers is hard to unnerstand...
  158. Quote of the night..
  159. Kid brain burp
  160. My husband and I: The SCs
  161. Er, I think you're in the wrong section, sir...
  162. Yet Another Clerks Moment! (language)
  163. Dumb Postcard
  164. Store Brand...What?
  165. Herbs
  166. I don't have telekenesis
  167. How much more do I need to fill up?
  168. Wherein I come in contact with one of GK's customers...
  169. Use its power wisely...
  170. Wrong Way Corrigan
  171. "Can I take my popcorn home with me?"
  172. I guess the cork's going to pop
  173. Your student ID is not a garage access card
  174. What to do, what to do? *loooong*
  175. Needing the Coast Guard at the Mall
  176. No Sir, You're not Smart Enough for this Ride
  177. Full moon yesterday morning; Odd question
  178. Wrong Hospital
  179. Lady with facial hair and B.O.
  180. Eggcelent reminder
  181. SHIIIIITTT
  182. It's called Google maps. . .use it!
  183. let me help you tune your gaydar
  184. Yes, the meat is on sale!
  185. Bottle Deposit Buffoons
  186. Expectations clash with reality
  187. I love her to bits, but sometimes...
  188. Am I a what?!?!
  189. Flipper? IS THAT YOU?!
  190. Mistaken ID at Wal-Mart
  191. The Stupid of the Day
  192. Welcome to 2010
  193. My two favorites.
  194. Ummm...SHHHHHHHHHH!
  195. I was five when I was taught this
  196. My statement doesn't state "Invoice"
  197. FLYER!
  198. Unclear on the concept
  199. Doll Rivalry?
  200. Just funny
  201. invalid card type, what?
  202. Yeah...that..
  203. Why didn't I think of that?
  204. "I have a coin to exit the garage but it is not working"
  205. A mess of one-way streets. THAT'S why.
  206. caller with an identity crisis
  207. I'm hiding it from you! Mwahaha!
  208. Hiding in plain sight
  209. Customer inserted a token into the meter
  210. Out of Context much?
  211. Yes, check aisles 2, 3, 5, 7, 8, 10, 13, 16, 17, 19, 21, 22, 25, 27, and 29
  212. What do you think "Please slide card" means?
  213. Your teacher can't change the laws of reality
  214. I get Dibs on This...
  215. You have caused me physical pain.....
  216. Brain burps and predictable statements!
  217. What comes on that?
  218. "Where are your toilets?"
  219. A lesson learned the *very* hard way
  220. I almost believe them
  221. Both of these are management brain burps
  222. I Think I Go To Hell For That
  223. Who's "They"?
  224. Stapler Post! The Clip!!!
  225. Bread Slices Can be Made BIGGER!
  226. Don't people think for themselves anymore??
  227. a bridge too far
  228. UPS=FedEx
  229. Well what does 8-3.9 Jello $1.49 mean then?
  230. Not much of a friend are you?
  231. Super Double Brain Burp
  232. Language Barriers
  233. No Ketchup?
  234. I have a car?
  235. Why Won't This Print?
  236. The Emperor's New Sox
  237. Not any address will do
  238. We are not the bakery
  239. Decorating...
  240. Last I checked...
  241. Yeah, it would help if you remembered that
  242. Back to back Idjits
  243. Ok, I know I'm short, but....
  244. Oh, Mom...
  245. Sandpaper
  246. "I'm sure you have it!"
  247. The Stupid is strong with this one...
  248. Your logic is flawed
  249. I said "Watch your step" damnit!
  250. People who are worse at math than I am